I don't bike in shoes without some sort of strap since the time my ballet flat fell off and I had to have some stranger hold my bike while I waited for the taxis to stop driving over it and could fetch it from the street.

If you color your hair, it does make a difference - harsh shampoos strip color.

Oooooh, love Spree. But, even better ....GIANT CHEWY SWEET TARTS are awesome.

Pecan pie is really good if you substitute walnuts for the pecans, toss in a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips and really quite a lot of bourbon. Pecans go on top so it's pretty, though.

Newt kisses ANYONE would be repulsive.

If the man was Newt Gingrich, I would indeed be grossed out.

If you ever want to have some fun (and by fun, I mean 20 minutes of howling in agony), try this: cut up a bunch of hot peppers. Wash hands several times. Wait several hours and completely forget you've done this. Insert a contact lens with your peppery fingers. Recover from that horribleness and realize you have…

Kim grew up very rich in a very rich area of LA. Her whole life has been very insulated. The POC she knows well have all been equally insulated and likely kinda shallow. She's not a reader and likely not much of a news follower, so I think it's definitely possible that this is something she honestly has just never…

I think she has a better chance if she markets it as small kiosks in malls. A kiosk business could purchase a handful of the printers and a variety of different base formulas (like oil free vs with sunscreen for foundation, or matte vs creamy vs shiny for eyeshadows). People could come in and purchase/print the item…

I think the dress is surprisingly un-terrible for Lena.

Just get a bunch of black guys with guns showing up. I'm sure all of these fine patriots would be A-OK with that, too.

You clearly don't watch much Fox! The ladies all wear brightly colored mid-thigh length sleeveless cocktail dresses, false eyelashes and a fuckton of makeup, plus big fancy-evening hair. They generally are sitting without a desk or anything in front of them and the camera shoots low, so they have to cross their legs…

This is the guy who wore a baggy untucked shirt, no tie, a baggy jacket that looked like he picked it up off the floor of the local Salvation Army and either jeans or very casual pants along with the terrible head band at the FREAKING STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS.

Wait! That one is totally true! My sister's friend's cousin's best friend was a nurse on duty that night!

I was proud of my only kinda Pretty Woman moment .... several years ago, I had heard of a new set of product from Shiseido, and went into a Department Store to check it out. I wanted to read the ingredients (I'm allergic to some stuff and picky about sunscreens) and try the different stuff on my hand. The sales lady…

Barney's used to have the most spectacularly rude staff. They'd look at you as if you smell bad or just tracked shit into the store.

I do not need someone following me around, reading me the signs ("We're having a storewide 30% off sale today!") and telling me how much she loves each thing I look at. I do not need a different person come over every 90 seconds with a big hearty "Can I help you find something?". I do not need a greeter at the door…

Union Square is a creepshot mecca. There are those broad steps facing 14th street where people like to hang out. Creeps patrol all the time looking for easy upskirt shots. You need to be careful with your skirt any time you sit down in public.

Not really. I can eat bacon cheeseburgers on Yom Kippur, but that doesn't make me any less Jewish. I'm still subject to the Law of Return, my children would still be Jews and anti-semites still hate me.

I don't think this is a fair comparison.