It’s not the verification. It’s just the flow of operations in the software. The CVS implementation of the process (I’ve used it, too) requires you to have your card in there for a long time, while you’re doing things, while the cashier is doing things... The actual interaction with the chip, I’ll just about guarantee…

Financially speaking, it’s not just about transaction fees, either. Better security is in Walmart’s financial interests as well.

Sure, 10-15 years ago, it could be a real nightmare getting transactions reversed should someone steal your debit card. These days, it’s relatively simple (compared to how it used to be... it…

I don’t disagree with you in that regard, but I’ll wait until it comes out for final art.

Prettier, better balance, better AI, better turn flow.

Basically, they just need to make Rise of Nations 2.

Important reality check!

One medium banana, peeled, is estimated by some on the net as 116 grams.
51 bananas would be 5,916 grams. 5.9 kg. Or, just a hair over 13 pounds.

13 pounds of bananas in one day is on the edge of physical possibility.

Just imagine sitting down with a bowl of 4 pounds of banana slices for…

Except potassium is fat-soluble, so you don’t have to do it all at once. At 51 bananas a day (which is on the verge of physically impossible, it’s like 13 pounds of bananas), it’d only take you at most a few weeks to go into overdose.

Getting drunk on beer is easy. Just don’t have alcohol but about once every 2-3 months.

Yeah, but if Ole Miss is picking up the bill, why bother to turn off the TV at night?

At the end of the day... fructose is fructose. It doesn’t matter if it comes from corn or grapes.

I desperately wanted to make the joke, “Yeah, but what about Eagles fans?”

But no... It’s just too awful.

I want to find the guys who wrote these things and force them to read what they have written to their mothers and grandmothers.

My first gut reaction... It’s very pretty, but $16k, really? Then I scrolled and saw the interior, which, while not perfect, is SOO much better than a lot of these I see.

Still not an option for a Texas driver, but in Detroit, it’d be a really fun car.

Their roller bag is not what’s preventing them from climbing escalators.

Their roller bag is not what’s preventing them from climbing escalators.

I know nothing about actual accident statistics, but isn’t it widely considered to be true that Boston drivers are the worst we have in the U.S.?

But is is illegal in a lot of jurisdictions!

Yeah, see, I’m all down with the fun and the quick, but once you get to “brainless” I’m out.

Yeah, see, I’m all down with the fun and the quick, but once you get to “brainless” I’m out.

Absolutely! I’m happy that Munchkin has made Steve Jackson a bunch of money (or, y’know, allowed them to stay afloat, whatever), but it is not a game for me.

Absolutely! I’m happy that Munchkin has made Steve Jackson a bunch of money (or, y’know, allowed them to stay…

Agreed 100%!

If someone wants to play Fluxx, I really just have to respond with, “Can’t we just sit and have a chat, instead?”

And I like games. If they wanted to play a good game, I’d be all for it!

Agreed 100%!

If someone wants to play Fluxx, I really just have to respond with, “Can’t we just sit and have a chat,…

Fluxx is fun right up until you realize that you’re not actually playing the game. You’re just holding the cards and doing what they say. There are almost zero decision points in the game (I said almost!).

Fluxx is fun right up until you realize that you’re not actually playing the game. You’re just holding the cards and…

If I could send only one video to the people of North Korea, it’d be something like this:

1 minute of me walking through my local Super Target.
1 minute of me walking through my local Walmart Supercenter.
1 minute of me walking through my local Whole Foods.
1 minute of me showing on a map that there are literally DOZENS…

“What’s the best thing you saw on the internet today?”

‘Watched a baby polar bear roll around in the dirt like it was the best thing any creature ever accomplished in the history of the planet.’