If someone locks me out I will lose my damn mind. Much less if it’s because you want to get laid. Not cool regardless of who does it.

Because this doesn’t happen on literally every single fucking play?

I said low mile...

“No other SUV that can match” the fuel economy because there is no other SUV that size.

Every single one of you who says they wouldn’t take any of these for free is either a liar or a massive sack of douche with a giant ego problem. A free car is a free car, and I can think of an entertaining use for every single car on this list.

I’m a huge fan of the Endless Ocean series (probably my favorite games on the Wii) and I sunk a lot of hours into Subnautica already, so more diving, mixed with developers from Flower and Journey and you will certainly have my attention.

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t…

Dear IOC,

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Yeah, and I think this movie in particular suffered from having to juggle a bunch of different stories both in the human camp and in the orc one. I wonder how things would’ve turned out if they’d picked a different, more focused story from Warcraft lore — like, say, the story of Arthas.

I was in a fraternity in college, and you are absolutely correct. Not all Frats and Sororities are terrible. In fact, only about 75% of them are.

UPDATE:

I think “hush puppies at a BBQ” has the potential to be the new “wipe butt standing or sitting” eternal debate on this site.

Hush puppies? I’m not calling bullshit, but I’ve eaten BBQ all my life and this just never occurred to me.

Bland if made incorrectly...my family adds diced jalapeno and a few other ingrediants, but even then I wouldn’t put them in the top five.

What does politics have to do with the Prince of Condiments? And I’m libertarian. Real men love emulsions.

A) Where are the green beans?

Listen, and understand! Preston Garvey is out there! He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you help that settlement!

Amazing, hilarious story. Great article Patricia.