Man, I posted that after being conscious for like 10 minutes this morning. I meant to say “bandages.”

He had to get stitches. It’s a big cut. I know his life wasn’t threatened or anything, but it wasn’t trivial either.

According to the video they don’t even have badges. They just use towels.

Fair question... can’t we just get rid of those?

There was quite literally a steady stream of blood flowing off of his head. Not just a drip, but a steady stream. I don’t qualify that as a little cut.

If it’s only on page 2 or 3 of the search results, shouldn’t Blizzard just quietly buy copies of that software, then they’d pretty much immediately be able to detect it?

I can’t wait for the first VR title in this genre.

To be fair, their company is falling apart around them.

As someone who has, over the course of their life, had widely varying body fat percentage, I can assure you... it plays a factor. I’m not saying it’s the only thing, but when my body fat percentage has been low, I get a lot colder a lot faster.

Exactly! Also, you’ve just spent $10 or thereabouts, and 1.5-2.5 hours and not had fun.

Okay, but seriously, now... Did they all have to bug out due to sasquatch attack, or what?

I can see a huge group of folks leaving behind a couple of messed up tents. I can see some entitled rich kid saying that he’s too hung over to pack out his sleeping bag.

But 90 tents? _90_? And all those coolers, and sleeping…

I mean, it’s not a bad idea. I love hush puppies, and everybody’s got that uncle who bought that giant turkey fryer that he (at best) uses once a year. Maybe adding hush puppies and while we’re at it, whatever the hell else you want to batter and fry to the barbecue plan?

You don’t have Long John Silver’s in Chi-town?

You seem to be confused about where good barbecue comes from...

I was going to mention something kind of along these lines re: hush puppies. I mean... I L-O-V-E LOVE a good spicy hush puppy, but who brings a fryer to a barbecue?

A lot of people have never had vinegar slaw. I’ve introduced a few people to it, and they’ve almost universally swooned.

Or at least Thanksgiving.

When baked beans are thick.- I mean like casserole-thick, and sticky... Damn. I can almost just have that for my meal.

Let’s not get crazy, I’ll take some sausage, too. It’s a barbecue.

I suppose that just depends on your bank. I bank with Chase, and I’ve had my debit card number compromised 2 or 3 times. Each time, they contacted me immediately, confirmed that I hadn’t just simultaneously purchased gasoline in Tennessee and Ottawa (just one example), reversed the charges, and sent me a new card. I’m…

The Olympics costs a bazillion dollars to host. How can you plan for a backup?