I get “pride in your past” and “heritage” but the things I don’t get about the geniuses who fly that flag:

Race has much to do with personal and familial culture and your perception in the eyes of others.

I’m a brown hispanic male with very ethnic features, and while it’s certain that no one can tell you who you are but you and that you are connected to this culture, I’m quite sure that you and I are experiencing the world…

I would rather burn all my shit and start over than move it.

That’s exactly why there are so many bats near at hand.

“That’s four pounds seventy”

Official U.S. response:

Nonsense; it’s fun as fuck. It’s silly, over the top, ham-fisted, great fun. It captures the essence of the general 80’s aesthetic and pokes fun of the videos & the terribly acted/directed grindhouse movies we loved. And it lets us enjoy them from our safe and hazy perspective of 30 years of sophistication and…

How about this? This is all awful advice. It breaks down to this:

Ummm...should I have washed this banana hammock first?

Also: cake.

Using the balls of your hands creates a whole other problem. :)

Somebody walk in, smash the mirror, be done.

What I love about all these stories is the charm and dignity.

This is a lot of work for ice cubes. I’m gonna suggest instead that you drop those ice cubes in a glass of scotch and quit being so fucking fussy.

“There’s no spotlight on you.” Absolutely. As a shy person, I sometimes forget that, but you have to remember, “no one cares what you do” and “you’re not that important”. Ultimately, you’re exactly as invisible as you want to be.

You’ve convinced me: Hummers are shit.

This seems pretty straightforward. Is it selfish? No, not inherently;you can decide anything you want. You can decide you're done with eating and just die. You can decide you're done with money and only barter doilies. You can decide from now on your principle means of communication will be juggling. You decide…

Fuck is wrong with people? A great example of why the interwebz is the best and worst thing that's ever happened to humanity. It's like cocaine: it just lets you be the asshole you already were inside.
He may be a scientifically illiterate moron with ridiculous religious superstitions, but Schilling was 100% right…

Simple: go with it. Help them with what you already know turns them on. Sex isn't always about love, passion, your ego, etc... sex is sometimes just about maintenance, people need to get one out. Be a good partner and help them.

It's a tough sell. Women almost never go for the "excuse me, would you care to have sex on stage at a DK concert?" You've really gotta prime the pump first.