sleestakchopra
Sleestak Chopra
sleestakchopra

No, and I can’t believe there’s a whole 600 word post explaining this.

Nope, rape jokes never funny. It’s impossible to have any joke ever even in the orbit of rape and be even slightly humorous.

The post you’re responding to was sarcastic (humor!), but the point is well-made.

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I think it depends on the joke. This entire skit is one big rape joke, and it’s hilarious:

OH THE HUMANITY!

I think what they are trying to say is that the FBI gave more people access to child pornography by virtue of making the site run better.

This is an excellent way to unite the party, by relentlessley making fun of Bernie’s supporters, calling them “Bernie Bros”, children, spoiled, racist and by cherry picking one or two hold-outs and acting as if that’s all his supporters, despite poll after poll showing Hillary pulling in 90% of us, far more than the Hi

Great clickbait, Eve.

There was a story on Jalopnik a few months ago when this Audi S4 guy went in for an oil change to a Valvoline oil-changing place armed with a Groupon (btw, that opening line should already lay the ground work).

Hey! I’m fun! I’m hip! I also have an 11 year old sort of nephew who’s terrified of Call of Duty Zombies mode.

This seems like a terrible idea.

You ‘re not telling me anything new.

I can’t stand idiots who burn our flag or talk crap about our military or attack our institutions

Conservatives are the ones who destabilized Israel’s neighbors. And it’s pretty anti-semetic of you to associate people going after the abuses of the financial industry as being anti-semetic because they’re going after “bankers”.

So.......they built an air hockey table?

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

Another amazing accomplishment. I eagerly await the people who will find some way to try to crap all over this.

640KB 1MB 1GB 96TB ought to be enough for anybody.

Awesome user name there, Sleestak Chopra....

Citizen: “Daredevil I really need your help, these guys threatened to beat up my dad if he doesn’t pay them off by Tuesday?”
Daredevil: “Where was this going to happen?
Citizen: “Somewhere near Jones Woods Park.”
DD: “Wait, Jones Woods, you mean on Staten Island?”
Citizen: “Well, yeah...”
DD: “Get fucked kid, I only deal