No, and I can’t believe there’s a whole 600 word post explaining this.

This is an excellent way to unite the party, by relentlessley making fun of Bernie’s supporters, calling them “Bernie Bros”, children, spoiled, racist and by cherry picking one or two hold-outs and acting as if that’s all his supporters, despite poll after poll showing Hillary pulling in 90% of us, far more than the Hi…

There was a story on Jalopnik a few months ago when this Audi S4 guy went in for an oil change to a Valvoline oil-changing place armed with a Groupon (btw, that opening line should already lay the ground work).

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

sorry...

I look forward to your next piece “I am a crotchety old man”.

I used an electric fan from a Subaru and two big solar panels to vent my attic. Sun comes up, fan goes on. :-)

Also, I never really stopped much to smell my fingers after practice. I just washed my hands and went on with something else.

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

I’m discussing real world threats. There’s no such thing as a “fight”; we use that word, but every threat is real. We know she was no real threat now, but she could easily have had a weapon. Anyone can. I’ve been in plenty of bad situations; you don’t want to but you need to shut it down fast to save your life. You…

Dear football players:

I’m sorry that honesty is a problem for you and that name calling is what you need to resort to. I could say fuck your mother for raising a little bitch that loves to name call over the internet, by that wouldn’t be very nice, would it? I don’t know your mother, or that you’re a little bitch. What is obvious is that…

Watch the video: these are two drinking assholes who both tried to jockey for bar position and could easily have just gone their separate ways after a rude exchange...except that the girl is threatening him first. She raises her fist in a threatening manner before there’s any need for physicality. He grabs it to avoid…

I feel like as a liberal, I’m supposed to like Bill Maher, and I just don’t. He has some opinions that I agree with, and he says some funny things sometimes, but he’s so self-righteous and seems utterly unwilling to listen to anybody besides himself - even other liberals. No thanks.

in the last one, the 49ers are science.

Bill Maher irritates the fuck out of me. Him being an anti-vaxxer just makes it worse.

Leave it to Conan to get this one right.

No, that's not a good way of handling it. That just spreads more pus around. And no doubt her inlaws are now concerned about who's joining their family.

If you're a grownup (and if you're getting married, you should be one of these) and you don't want to invite people to your function, don't. That's it. Full stop. If…

Hey douchebag - person whose been hit by no fewer than 4 of those Camry-driving douchebags you speak of...

Exactly WHO do you think those Camry-toting idiots are emulating?! Speed Racer from the original '67 cartoon? Or wreckless shitheads like these Hungarians who seem to think that everyone else's body's on the…

I believe the correct terminology is shook.