Can we give this lady a fucking break? She did a great 5 minute bit on how to cope with the stress of the Nazi bullshit, not a wrote treatise on how to fight them down. She’s not Rosa Parks or Lara Croft or Hillary Clinton or even Bernie Sanders (or WHOEVER you like). She’s just a comic trying to keep her shit…

“Good nutrition is just junk science. I know when I’m being boofed.

“AM I WEIRD?” 
Well, you’re a cunt, but you may be weird too; we can’t tell from this photo.

Just let them take their bullshit. Who would want it?

Apology accepted.

I am crushed by this news...

“Cool! Business is the shit! We’re gonna get rich and fuck bitches and run a company just like college!”
Yeah...you were a piece of shit in college, frat boy, and this is the really real world. Now you’re sued, dummy.

It’s ultimately her business, so really don’t care, but if she has the will to use extreme surgery and corsetting, she should be able to summon the will to lose weight to help get to her goal so that she does so without destroying her ribs, spine and organs. But again, her dumb choice.

Creepy.

“I’m a doctor and I understand human anatomy,” he said. “I see how women are designed. I really believe women’s bodies were functioning this way in years past.”

Oh, you can be entertained be terrible things. It’s a terrible movie, but it’s a fuck of a good trainwreck.

Nope...he totally didn’t mean to influence the election with his uncovered facts about how the DNC and Clinton’s camp colluded to override the campaign of the leading Democratic candidate.

I had a gf once who had her ovaries palpated by a Dr. and then proceeded to apologize to me profusely for every guy she’d ever half-jokingly kneed in the balls. You’ve obviously never had it done. That shit is pain on a level you won’t know short of major injury, and is way next-level to pull with friends...even…

No...that wasn’t a broken caps button or for emphasis, that was a headline. You see, newspaper headlines tend to be in “all caps” in a bold font, and as the internet pulls from that tradition of a bold headline, I was doing...oh nevermind. Oh wait, I mean: OH, NEVERMIND.

This headline should read: “SHIT SINGER IN SHIT BAND WITH HUSBAND WHO IS ALSO SHIT SINGER IN SHIT BAND, HATES THAT WE ALL KNOW IT.”

So: “some guy tried to scam me with an old scam I should have known by now, but I didn’t fall for it”. Not really much of an article.

And name calling...don’t forget name calling.

As per usual, just shit writing and pushing her own agenda from “kid reporter” Eve Peyser.

Ok, that’s just fucking funny.

Literally almost everyone who has read either article is now wishing his phone to explode.