Man with all of this fear of different sexual orientaions I wonder what the NC GOP lawmakers are going to say about McCrory fucking this chicken.

People who expect things from Cleveland Browns players tend to die from disappointment.

Kelly’s a starter of my media fantasy team, so this is going to be a great week for me.

Side Note: When are we going to get a some Hot Takes about how Brady is a System Quarterback and there will be no drop off when he leaves because it’s Belichick’s system? My Facebook feed was blowing up with that last night but those are amateurs. I need some Professional Takes on the matter.

Dammit Jaguar Lady, you’re supposed to make me feel happy. Now you’re a person and I’m worried about you living on the street. Can the Jags make her the new mascot? She’s literally the only good thing about that team or city, and top 5 for the state.

Thank CHRIST they came down hard on the guy celebrating, and not the guys making headshots

His second pick was one of the worse decisions you will see made this year. How can you say it wasn’t bad decision making?

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

Its amazing how well a QB can play when the defense isn’t continually making contact to his head with the crown of their helmets.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Cut Joyce a break. This is, like, his first mistake out there.

“It is my dream to play baseball”

“Are you sayin’ Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?”

Damn, you’re right.

C’mon, Tom. That’s WAAAAAAAY too polygonal to be World of Warcraft concept art. Maybe Everquest.

Just a few days ago the Mets fan in the office was mocking the Braves fan over the reports that they were going to sign Tebow.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Let me just say, as someone who has never suffered physical abuse of any kind and someone who would like to stay out of the fallout that seems to happen in the comment sections underneath these stories...

Nice.