Spielberg said a follow-up “would only rob the original of its virginity,”

Barsanti doesn’t seem to have a firm grasp of investing, nor does he understand what’s happening here. He seems to think it’s all an elaborate prank on the short sellers when in fact all these naive kids were paying almost $160 a share at one point today for something that closed at $76 and, by all rights, isn’t likely…

TLDR: “I’m a big boring bore who doesn’t think /r/Wallstreetbets screwing over Melvin is funny,” even though it objectively is.

Do you actually believe short selling is “greedy”? Is that your actual position or just one for the sake of snark. Because it isn’t Shorting a stock is not greedy. However, one could certainly make the argument that certain investors on Reddit have pumped and dumped this stock. Which you appear to helping them do.…

Neil Gaiman summed up the Joker in Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader better than 95% of the reexaminations of him have been.

Ordinarily I’d be all about someone calling out the Oscars’ bullshit, but this just reeks of an edgelord emo teen screaming in your face “Look how much I keep it real with how dark and edgy I am! LOVE ME!”

Goddamn, there’s just too much TV.  This show sounds like it would be right up my alley and the first I’m hearing about it is in its cancellation.

Alternately, just watch Innerspace instead and be entertained instead of, you know, enervated.

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Im a massive sucker for the Heroic Last Stand cliché. We’re not gonna make it! I’ll hold them off! Play dramatic music as the hero cuts down as many bad guys as possible before dying.  Whether its a game like Halo Reach or something historical like the Alamo.  I love it.

Clicked the article to make sure Primer was on the list, was not disappointed.

The single biggest key to My Big Fat Greek Wedding’s appeal is its sharp observation that when it comes down to it, there are basically only two kinds of families in the world—those with two first cousins and those with 27. So even though the movie digs into the specifics of the Greek immigrant experience, it’s…

The Carpenter version has the shape shifter but does nothing with it and is appallingly barren of suspense or good chills and the makeup effects honestly are not very good.

For those wondering:

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

Editor: Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Once again I curse the fact that this awesome dude is playing for the effing Texans, who are operated by a coach who seems to believe an O-Line is an optional part of the team.

It really looks like Eric Gordon is so done with this shit that he’s going to keep on walking, never to be seen again.

That’s not all Jackson, of course; the offensive line was an equally big part of that failure.