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I hear what you’re laying down, but how many slaps to the face are there in this here motion picture?

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EDITOR: Everyone is working from home now. The world is ending. Nobody cares. Do it. DO IT!

They might have scored TOO quickly there!

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I love big band Halloween music. There’s something extra spooky when you know all the artists involved are now deceased. I can understand why all modern horror movies like to play them slowed down for their trailers.

Kam’s, the U of I’s shittiest campus dive bar, is closing down tomorrow and I can think of no better ending to it than the Homecoming crowd of drunk dads burning it down tonight after the most improbable victory in the program’s history.

It sounds like an idea for a sketch on SNL more than a concept that can carry multiple episodes (much less multiple seasons) of a TV show. But hey, all TV is in the execution and I’m not a television producer so what do I know.

It’s weird how many people were immediately discussing if Brown broke the law by recording a call compared to when IK Enemkpali broke Geno Smith’s jaw which is, to my knowledge, also a crime. Why is recording a call so much worse for people?

The central paradox of professional sports is that the big money only exist because of fans’ irrational, exuberant support of the industry, yet we still want them not to act like huge pieces of shit when a player decides he rather not lose his head playing a game.

“Is Tracy Flick the hero or villain?” seems so unrelated to the actual movie that it’s hard for me to wrap my head around it.

The movie is built around resentment. Tracy resents the rich kids and how things are handed to them. Tammy resents her brother and his relationship with her ex. Even the janitor resents

Actually, Nash Bridges lived in a building that could collapse any moment.

Look.

Limitation is the father of great art.

He’s the American Emmanuel Macron, except with less governmental experience. What else is there to say?

It’s hard to tell whether the Warriors or Mets trainers are worse, but it’s very clear both groups are going to die of some disease assumed to have been eradicated in the 16th Century.

It’s hard to tell whether the Warriors or Mets trainers are worse, but it’s very clear both groups are going to die of some disease assumed to have been eradicated in the 16th Century.

Has anyone ever considered Rovell might just be a stone cold sociopath?

I don’t believe it beats this legendary play by Astros, but gosh it’s certainly has to be top ten.

No support for Boyz n the Hood the week John Singleton died?

Shame, because it’s amazing.

The final three episodes of The Wire’s fourth season: A New Day, That’s Got His Own, Final Grades does everything that made the series great. Amazing drama, Greek tragedy, searing societal criticism, political commentary, cops and robbers fun, and Omar doing Omar stuff all neatly wrapped up in one package.

Leno, you still got it!

MID