The “Hans Moleman robs God” joke is the greatest deleted scene in television history.

What’s the big deal if it’s for life? For a Washington Quarterback, that a very short sentence.

What’s there to say? They’re gonna have a hard time handling it.

Peter Stormare in After the Divorce.

The only joy from a Rovell rant is he always so close to reaching a revelation where stops his wannabe MBA brand musings and becomes a full blown socialist, screaming at the absurdity that a college kid hurt by a shoe company who pays his coach and school a considerable amount of money.

I haven’t heard Mika since college and he’s an inspired choice for this gag.

Hopefully there’s more to it than “secret restaurant serves people” because that’s barely a Tales from the Crypt episode.

Wait.

They’re keeping sound editing and sound mixing though?

So REGULAR film editing isn’t good enough for the telecast but sound editing is?

Simpsons already did it

It really looks like Eric Gordon is so done with this shit that he’s going to keep on walking, never to be seen again.

I wish I could rhapsodize about the brilliance of watching Mariano Rivera pitching, but all I can really say is he broke a lot of bats and it was fucking awesome.

What gets me is the kid who screams “No touching” near the end. He know what will get them into actual trouble. He knows what they’re doing.

And John Cena deserves TWO Oscar nominations for Blockers!

This is the closest we’ll get to Clarence BEEFTANK in actual football.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! How is this considered value-added? The crowd likes her? Instead of saying that 30 times in 90 seconds, JUST LET ME HEAR THE CROWD!

This guy was too chickenshit to run for governor last year because it would hurt his Presidential chances. In fact, he was too chickenshit to let his brother run for governor.

Ask Jim Caldwell.

Too many Santa horror movies.

I try to be sensitive about this stuff, but a drawing of a tree trying to kill a Nebraskan with a blow dryer is a tad abstract for me to get upset about.

Somehow two of the five best movies I saw this year involve a Steve Yeun love triangle.