“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

<Paitently waits for another Olympic 'fuck fest' story>

Right!????

Katie Morgan always takes it like a champ, though.

I love that the Chinese Professional Baseball League just straight up stole came up with a gloriously similar song to the Fox Sports theme.

The Crocodile Dundee movies suggest that Australians can survive New York and Los Angeles. But I bet no movies would've been made had they tried to send Dundee to Tampa and its collection of Florida People.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Good job Tom

There’s nothing that special about being incredibly stupid.

I’m glad to see we are still getting these comments so late in the season. Dedication from the BFiB. Would expect nothing else.

This post doesn’t even mention the Coghlan AB. Or Carpenter being tagged out in the face at home. So I’ll mention those things here.

“The people who watch the Olympics are not particularly sports fans. More women watch the games than men, and for the women, they’re less interested in the result and more interested in the journey. It’s sort of like the ultimate reality show and mini-series wrapped into one.”

THEY WERE SHOWING WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN AIRING 6 HOURS BEFORE!!

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

Mark Davis is like a Zach Galifianakis character brought to life by a child’s misguided wish.

My favorite part of that same article was when it talked about how he goes all the way to Palm Springs every couple of weeks to get that same awful haircut.

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

Hopefully ESPN doesn’t use Lupica to host Sports Reporters now. That is one of the only shows left with some dignity.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

Breaking news: The June 1986 issue of Baseball Digest has replaced Dale Sveum as manager of the Chicago Cubs.