It’s funny because it’s true.

Funny Games

Oh, the only way to win is not to play? Then I won’t. Checkmate.

At least “Joanie Loves Chachi” led to one of the greatest non-sequitur jokes of all time.

Today is also his birthday.

It mentioned Sam Hinke’s legacy in a positive tone, so yes, it’s over-the-top “let the Irish eat babies” satire for Deadspin.

To say the MCU wasted Idris Elba is an understatement. I dunno how important Heimdall is to the comic books, but they gave him absolutely nothing to do until the last Thor movie.

And to think I thought this was going to be about Thomas Malthus.

“Did I do that?”

Eurotrip is an awful movie, but everything about the “Scotty Doesn’t Know” scene from the stunt casting, the stunt castee’s performance, to Kristin Kreuk’s silly dance, to the actual incredibly catchy pop punk song is great.

After Dan Ackroyd beats-up a street gang tries to mug him, his delivery of the line “On a school night, too” absolutely kills me.

“In thick patois — I won’t do the voice. Well, I’ll do the voice a little...”

This is how John Mulaney turns a pretty funny joke to begin with into a great joke.

That they had a scheduling conflict?

I had the realization (in undergrad naturally) that people who have authority for social construct reasons more than direct power like teachers, umpires, or whatever feel like they can never lose control of situation because things unravel when you don’t have any actual power compared to an implicit agreement that…

Wait till you see their chess team!

(This is actually true. UMBC has one of the best collegiate chess programs in the country.)

Since Brandon Weeden isn’t in this draft, aren’t ALL the players millennials?

Oh, I mean, they’re also paying the players but this is the stuff they have to give press releases about.

Slow motion is alethiological hell.

(Rowe would play Sherlock again—or an actor playing Sherlock—in 2015’s Mr. Holmes.)

That was easily the best feature of Mr. Holmes.

The meme works because of Ice-T’s delivery of exposition dialogue, as celebrated by John Mulaney in this video.

Kirk Cousins will definitely sign with a team in the NFL.