They file grievances and hope to make some money back from arbitration.

I find it hilarious when myopic New York reporters push Cuomo as a serious Presidential candidate in 2020. Propping up Republican control of the state legislature will play as well as Donald Trump in the Democratic primaries.

Huh.

Tim Tebow wasn’t ask to play Tight End even though he’s an indestructible horse man who can’t throw.

And he ended up being taken like two rounds too early.

Funny how that works.

Look at that triple down!

“Sure, we had sex on the elevator ride down, but knowing our abilities to do so much more I couldn’t really describe it as ‘fucking.’ When we fuck, you’ll hear it from half-way across the planet.”

This is the same way Mueller is going to get Trump to confess.

I like the “they’re faking it” argument because it suggests the best actors in the world are two rando Canadian ice dancers who are now too deep into the kayface that they have to spend the rest of their careers eye-fucking each other at all times in case someone is watching for the very marginal value of “this might…

I have longstanding theory why doctors are political extremists (both of the left/right variety):
Doctors are
1) extremely intelligent
2) overly confident
3) education was STEM focus in undergrad and then completely medical afterwards with very little room for the humanities or social sciences
4) exist in a market that is…

Gosh, it would be terrible if people thought the Olympics was about national identity.

The only thing better than the traditional Olympic Village orgy is the traditional Olympic Village orgy with omelettes.

HOT TAKE: Neither touchdown was that controversial even under the byzantine NFL catch rules, Collinsworth and Michaels are just that bad at their jobs/pessimistic that they created a bunch of unnecessary bullshit.

Perfect form — Markelle Fultz

I don’t think today’s youth understand how much near-nudity was on basic cable and/or how slow the internet connection on the only computer in your house was back in 2003 before Nipplegate.

“Returning to the justice system” means, I think, “Sessions, pack your shit up. I’m AG now.”

They’ve obviously read this:

The prosecutor even admitted that I never belonged to any porn sites...was not on the dark web, and also, they could not prove I viewed it.

Ah, yes, the “dark web,” something all middle-age doctors know about for reasons besides being a pedophile.

What business is it for the temporary, part-time, non-independent director to change the direction of the agency? If he wants to quote A Man for All Seasons, he might also want to explain why they should give a shit about anything beyond what the law says they should prosecute.

I can’t people are picking blowouts. Cubs fans completely ruined a man’s life over a heartbreaker. Those same fans couldn’t describe one game of the Lou Piniealla Cubs loss in 07-08 playoffs.

Bill Murray’s son is an assistant coach at Xavier.