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In a toilet where people poop.

It’s “fixes” done by the unimaginative to give an appearance of action while not particularly thinking long-term (which should be the purpose of a commissioner) and diverting attention away from squeezing players of their money (the actual purpose of a commissioner).

It’s like when the NFL pushed back extra points. Did

You editing wikipedia, Birdman?

Really, Darrell? You would run the exact same play EVEN THOUGH YOU NOW KNOW THE OPPOSING TEAM PRACTICED IT AND WAS WELL-PREPARED FOR IT?

Look, the interception is whatever. Wilson could have been sacked. You could have gotten a holding call against you. Lots of things could have gone wrong. You have a great short-yard

No need to limit to sports. This is a very on-point criticism of political journalism (which spent the day creating a story about Oprah running for President).

Really shocking MLB can’t build its brand around the game’s best player.

Please put “Last year I was identified as an attorney from my locution.” on my tombstone. I don’t care if it doens’t make sense. Just do it.

When you want to run a smear campaign but only have a quarter in your pocket.

Semi-Pro isn’t a great movie, but Matt Walsh’s delivery of the line “Corn dogs. Corn dogs for all these people” was Oscar-worthy.

How could you forget Mr. Potter’s rent collector? He’s an all-timer in the over-acting hall of fame!

It was Devin Hester’s team, in the sense he returned kicks and I’m pretty sure he coached the offensive line too.

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Not surprised the pagans at Deadspin were afraid to have Robert Goulet remind us for the reason of the season.

I will not read this article because I’m afraid it has The Last Jedi spoilers.

The only way to avoid the wrath of Papa John is to have your interns give his shitty pizza the top rating in your chain pizzas review.

I was talking about his match with Schlechter.

Modern Era

WWII and the Soviet Era

Max Euwe: Only amateur to hold the title which is only fair because he played a sort of the best possible version of “coffeehouse chess” where you make goofy little attacks.

Mikhail Botvinnik: If Alehine took chess seriously, Botvinnik turned into an industry. Made the Soviet Union a chess

To give you a little sense of the history of the game and different styles a player might have (FUN FACT: Every notable American player of the last 50 years is described as playing like Bobby Fischer. They almost certainly don’t.)

I use to collect high school boxscores for the local newspaper. You called up the coaches (or if you were lucky, they would call you) for sports, teams, or games that didn’t justify sending a reporter out.

One school had their girls softball team lose literally every game that season. In fact, they were mercy ruled

Yes, as a long-time soccer fan, I understand why this is bad. In fact, good soccer players would not do this thing. I can tell you which team did the bad thing, unless both teams mess up and I would say that instead. Just pathetic soccering, in this video. Awful.