I hate to vote against a good stadium scam... but Jerry Jones deserves a lifetime achievement award just for the shit he pulled this calendar year.

New information coming out, John Coppolella has been banned for life.

Alex lives in this world of cash-flow businesses, and Silicon Valley lives in this world of the potential of the future.

Shoutout to Bobby Fischer’s legendary bad sportsmanship, a reference literally only 5 people will get.

Ohio judicial elections are decided on how Irish your last name sounds. It’s amazing.

The ampersand was there before them and it’s going to continue after them.

Wait.

I have a newsroom?

Christ, they should definitely unionized. I have been completely oblivious to their needs and existence.

I know deadspin has a different go-to Cleveland Browns picture, but c’mon on guys. Always use this one. It’s a Hall of Famer.

Can’t wait for the feature on the “Dad whisper,” the only known force that stops the neighborhood ruffian from bullying middle schoolers.

Wow, I’ve never seen a “very sincere sounding apology that is clearly a lie because of what it’s apologizing for” before. Quite a weapon to have in the old non-apology apology arsenal.

Number 45 is not joining in, but he’s also not disagreeing with the decision if you get my drift.

As the old baseball saying goes, “If you shake a tree a dozen fielders will fall out. And one Ned Yost.”

To reiterate a common point, the first season of Stranger Things was a combination of 3 different types of 80s movies: cynical sheriff and grieving mother investigate the disappearance of her child, teenage love triangle with a mystery, and adventurous kids meet a living naive super-weapon. Each subplot had a basic…

Look, Sports Illustrated has made a prediction on their covers every week for over 60 years. Of course they would eventually get one right.

I’m the old man who thinks a baseball game can’t be the best of all time unless some pitcher, ANY pitcher, gets out of a tight situation.

This is definitely the weirdest game since... Game 5 of the 2015 ALDS between the Blue Jays and the Rangers.

11-9.

I knew that wouldn’t be the final, but Jesus Christ I needed to get some sleep.

It’s the last story:

“An observer from outside the sports world could reasonably conclude that the NFL is in actuality a trade group for land barons, and that the game of football is a front.”

In light of future events, this was one hell of a moment in media history:

I couldn’t disagree more that there’s nothing going on with The Thing at the very least as it’s the best story I know about group dynamics. Once Gary is stripped of the artificial title of “leader” (given to him by some unknown source before the film starts), we see how leaders are chosen and discarded, how men fight…