Ah yes, the “love it or leave it” argument made by lazy entitled shitheads who know better than to argue the merits of the case as their side has none.

And I bet the Cowboys won’t even interview Colin Kaepernick!

I take a little joy in discovering every apartment/house in Columbus looks the same: Pseudo-hotel.

Women’s Volleyball is lowkey the best sport in the world.

And of course, downtown Columbus is revitalizing or whatever the fuck on its own. The city needs to buy/set off property for some rich guy at this exact moment like it needs a hole in the head.

It’s almost like he waited for the time it would be most absurd to buy property downtown before making his demand, knowing it…

Incredible that an urban legend can be broken down this clearly.

It appears to me Danny Ainge said he saw Yi play against a chair metaphorically, then Bill Simmons (who is known to follow Boston sports from time to time) ran with it as a knowing joke, but at some point he switched the joke from being figurative to…

Last time I cried in front of a Steak N’ Shake sign was in high school when a girl I had crush on threw a milkshake at me.

whose chairman, Dan Gilbert, is one of the most prominent figures of the “Detroit Revival”

Maybe this will sound crazy, but I’ll ask:

Shouldn’t he be arrested?

Columbus is already going through a real estate boom, so I’m not shocked some dumbass soccer tycoon expects the city to overpay for downtown property at this exact instant for a stadium that will convenient for the six rich dudes who can afford to live near by.

Texas Democrats still don’t have a candidate for governor.

Love this feature when I discovered it last year! I wrote something up in preparation for this Halloween:

Seriously, TTO guys are the ones who are most victimized a large strikezone. And while it’s currently “part of the game” and Judge should learn how to “shorten up,” it’s hard to blame him for last night.

I mean, wasn’t it weird to not see how Strasburg felt today before saying he wouldn’t start? If it’s just sort of stomach bug or whatever, it shouldn’t be surprising if he’s fine the next day.

It’s almost Dusty Baker is passing the buck to someone else in attempt to escape blame for his own poor decisionmaking if things go wrong. But where would Dusty have learned such a maneuver?

You see, a rookie manager would try to give an explanation for his moves here. Sure, they might seem idiotic or incomprehensible to the intelligent baseball viewer, but he would try to make his case as best he could.

But Dusty is a crafty veteran. He knows that if things go south, people might blame him! So he…

Thanks Alex, for justifying bicostal elitism.

This and how Bill Simmons got suspended for, I think, saying ESPN would suspend him makes me wonder that perhaps ESPN does not have the most organized, comprehensive guidelines necessary to give employees a certain chance to understand what the hell ESPN wants.

Together, they fight crime.

How can real hair look that much like a wig and a fake beard from SNL?