This the dumbest Air Bud ripoff straight-to-video movie to escape the 90s.

LeVar Burton: I remember doing the obstacle course against Kurt Russell. I don’t remember how I did, but I’m going to say for the purposes of this conversation that I smoked him.

To create public scrutiny, to do one’s part even when you do not know all the moves before hand, because you think it’s right.

It’s not a hunger strike. None of these guys are in danger if they have to keep doing this for the rest of their careers. They can afford to try things.

Making eye contact with the umpire before celebrating takes a great slide and turns it into a perfect slide.

It’s a fucking cat, not a child. They don’t need to do a deep background check on the Cardinals organization. They want a check. Cardinals are cheap assholes. This ends with the Cards getting another fucking cat that looks exactly the same, saying it’s the “real” Rally, and the organization giving their cat to some…

I love there was a contest to see if the phrase “back-to-back generational talents” or “orgre” was used more in letters. Indiana fans are essentially one hive mind of yokels who live in the body of Mike Pence.

I took sports scores over the phone for the local newspaper for a while. The only story worth mentioning is having to talk to a softball coach whose team lost every game of the season (in my memory, they got mercy-ruled in every game too) and listening to him cry. It was quite possibly the most uncomfortable…

I wish he was the glue guy for a better decade of SNL.

NARRATOR: NY Jets WR Eric Decker needed Peyton Manning to be great.

No way for Orbit to know Archer was a sharpshooter.

It’s bizarre to ask people why they’re NOT doing something. You might as well ask why they’re not bungee jumping or learning to cook French cuisine. Of course people will make up weird rationalizations (“I’m angry at this San Fran fellow!”) for their lack of interest.

This picture of a world record holding skateboarding dog remains the last good thing that happened in this miserable universe.

Shoutout to everyone twitter who told this guy “It’s a free country! Let the Nazi enjoy the baseball game! Read the Constitution!”

LaVar Ball has a son in the NBA who’s propping up his dumb idea for a shoe company. There’s a good chance another son will reach a pay day in basketball too.

The referee is some guy refing a youth league basketball game in shorts doing the best he can.

I fall in that sweet spot where I don’t remember the OJ chase, but I do remember the OJ trial. At the time, I thought murder must be so rare that EVERY cases was treated with intense media scrutiny.

The problem you think this is a philosophical debate.

The Democratic establishment is “wrong.” So what? Being wrong doesn’t matter UNLESS SOMEONE HOLDS THEM ACCOUNTABLE. And I don’t mean “being mean to them on a website.” I mean going out there and taking over the Democratic Party. You think the party is run by a bunch…

This is so boring. We have been through like 80 election cycles, so let me break it down: the out-party is always “X Party in Disarray” after losing the White House/Congress. They have no message, future, etc. The Out-Party gains seats in both houses in the midterm because the President is unpopular. Then comes the…

They’re bringing back Californication?

So this couple is gonna have a baby. Instead of just telling friends and family the baby’s sex, they come up with semi-creative ways of communicating the sex through some use of the color pink or blue. Because white people have too much fucking time on their hands.

Absolutely bawling at the end of Furious Six because of Paul Walker’s untimely death.