I’m sick of this pious bullshit that the only reason the Left loses is because we’re just so goshdarn good and right about everything, but we never would do anything as smelly as actual politics. We lose because the forces of money and power are against us. We also lose because we don’t organize politically and we…

Honestly, there is something honorable about putting on a rubber mask and scaring wayward teens so you can lower real estate value in the neighborhood. Something actual property developers could never put time or imagination into their awful behavior, as we see here.

Confess your unpopular opinion: The guy who said the age of consent for “reaching adulthood in the common law was 14 for boys and 12 for girls” made a reasonable guess. The common law is both gross and weird.

Reddit users have more believable names than these two.

Along with HanAssholeSolo, what’s up with reddit users and butts?

the fucking Chicago Cubs, who are basically worse than the St. Louis Cardinals at this point.

A nice reminder that politicians only come close to behaving decently if they give a shit what the voters think.

Poker is a really fun game and interesting mental challenge that is completely drained of all its joy because of the low-lifes you inevitably have to play (no offense to Tom Bracy).

Wait.

When did Kelly Olynyk play for Hornacek?

You’re a fucking basketball team, not the US Senate. You don’t have to accept a White House invitation just because you “respect” the office. They can be inconvient! And it’s just for a photo-op, you’re not giving needed advice on the Federal Reserve or healthcare or something. Live your fucking lives.

*Runs in before everyone else*

Major League!... Should have gotten him a live chicken!.... (gasp) Movie reference!

This is the best thing Albert Burneko has ever written for Deadspin. Trashing sports offensive systems is WAY more up his alley than writing columns pointing out Ted Cruz is unlikable or Marco Rubio is stupid.

Strange.

Yeah, well, if Jeff Fisher was some sort of secret racist, why would he move to Missouri?

Oh...

I uhh.... don’t do that.

To the Mets, no.

To the marginal minor leaguers/major leaguers who might not get playing time, this can decide whether they have a job next year.

I would make an original joke, but then I remembered there’s a perfect Simpsons reference for this situation.

We are all Max Kellerman in this video: Terrified. And perhaps, slightly aroused.

Yeah, really, who the fuck reads The Ringer?

*Post reminds me to do my daily check of The Ringer*

Publishers don’t care if anyone READS these books, they just care if someone BUYS them.

So used car salesmen, pool cleaning proprietors, and other Alabama boosters.