It’s a Deadspin classic!

A picture of Jon Horst, without his trademark fake black mustache and glasses.

No biggie, DT Jr. just doesn’t know the basic details of the biggest story in the news, even though he’s linking a story that’s about the subject.

It’s whatever.

If you’ll remember, in the 2002 World Series, Darren was a toddler acting as a bat boy (who thought this was a good idea?)

Sorry Gary, this is still the best example of an old man getting crotchey at a golf course.

It’s terrifying to think he’s still just one arm injury away from having all his dreams dashed.

To be perfectly blunt, a 980 is a nothing rating. You can take someone who doesn’t know the rules of the game and turn them into a 980 in probably a week. Some people will be stronger than 980 imediately after learning the rules. This isn’t meant to be insulting to the kid, who I’m sure isn’t seeing top-notch…

*When you say you’re against the machine, but really you’re just another exploiter of the working classes.*

If I was going to write a story about a possible bad call from last night Chi-SF game, it would be the Heyward interference decision. Ball/strike arguments are innocuous to baseball, at least the interference call is something... different.

This is not a “fresh face” by any stretch of imagination. This is a “dad golfing on the first day of his early retirement” face.

The David Ross phenomenon in Chicago was incredibly organic though I’m sure it looks kinda weird from the outside. In the 2015 season he won over the clubhouse, with fans probably having a positive, if not strong, image of him (“I like that second-string catcher Daniel Ross fellow, I guess.”). In the 2016 season, a…

Good investigative journalism. It might have been an attempt by Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) to zest up a story from “I knew a girl in high school with the same name!” to “I dated a girl in high school with the same name!” which actually arises to being an interesting anecdote. Now Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) is…

The sales will apparently be voided, and the dream of somehow buying an NFL stadium for five percent of its value is dead.

And then you have someone like Miguel Montero, who became a US citizen recently. He likes to be there for the START of destabilizing processes, not the END.

My preferred image for these types of stories.

This isn’t THAT realistic for the Cleveland Browns.

For example, he could have said, “I am going to die. Hopefully soon.”

Do you really want to say he hasn’t been harmed by this?

It’s a Schrödinger’s own, where we all owning each other and not owning each other at the same time.

The best part of this dumb story is how predictable the punchline is going to be: Matt Harvey moves on to a new team, gets a “fresh start,” and leads the Padres or something to a World Series.

And don’t even get him started on his lifetime ban from Fenway!