Ah yes, having to hand your cell phone over to the police because some crazy troll mailed a letter. This is truly a great country.

Who would have guessed American Socialists would put their faith in a technocratic process that always fails over a more pragmatic approach that has a record of both success and failure?

Anyways, good luck primarying Joe Manchin in West Virginia, I’m sure that will be a good use of your time and resources.

Guys, Albert Burneko isn’t a joykill! He just feels passionately about... *reads article*

Jesus, what is this fucking guy’s problem?

Jay Cutler has, and will always be, the perfect ass.

LAS VEGAS MAYOR: Before we given them all this money, can we at least require Mark Davis to get a decent haircut?

SHELDON ADELSON: No.

Honestly, beat reporters would probably ask “Hey do you like playing Xbox or PS4?” except they would find a way to phrase it as a non-question.

I like Duquette was giving a stupid if inoffensive reason (There’s bad blood between us and the Blue Jays, signing Bautista would have been too much for the fans.), but then just decided, “You know what? This answer just isn’t dog-whistle racist enough. Let me take this up a level.”

Well, the basic premise of a joke that it has to be funny or at least possibly imaginable to be an attempt at being funny. So no, I don’t think we can say Simmons was joking.

Writing his health care bill, calculating his budget, nominating his Supreme Court Justice, perpuating a massive business scam to enrich himself, tweeting, bungling the cover-up of his administration’s ties to Russia, golfing, and watching cable news... Yet somehow he still finds the time to babble about some football…

I would make a joke but...

This seems wildly unnecessary.

This reminds me when billionare governor of Illinois Bruce Rauner tried to prove his “regular guy”-ness by pointing out his grandmother lives in a trailer park.

These guys are fucking rich. Why aren’t they taking care of their parents/grandparents?

Ross Douthat tries to passively-aggressively drive Democrats into bad/dumb policies because he’s given up on anyone on his side listening to tepid Walmart Republicanism and Ratzinger Catholicism.

I have no respect to a guy who gets crowded out of his own party and instead of learning anything from the experience, goes…

Well at least he can’t knecap them, because he doesn’t have any of those left.

And I’m saying that sounds crazy to anyone who isn’t already on the boat.

If Cory Booker won the election in 2020 after the Left spent 4 years saying that was impossible, it’s hard to take them seriously as political commentators. Just like I’m saying to Nolan.

Nobody is a large category. You may prefer to go with, “nobody on the left I read are arguing that, or at least I don’t remember.”

This impulse to attribute the loss to small things that can be changed relatively easy is a powerful one, because it absolves the party as a whole from scrutiny. In this scenario, it’s not that the Democratic party is moribund and out of touch and the object of legitimate scorn from many voters whose lives have…

I don’t know how many dust jackets I have read in my life, but The Whore of Akron is the only time I have ever put a book back on the shelf with a sense of noxiousness.

Scott Raab is not funny. Please don’t give him another medium to come off like a craze serial killer.

Practice, practice, practice

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