Au contraire

Ben Foster got robbed.

These are my favorite types of sports fuck-ups. As a person with no athletic talent or work ethic, I prefer to criticize mistakes that even with my complete lack of ability I would not make in the same type of situation.

Guy drops the ball... ehh. Celebrating before YOU CROSS THE FINISH LINE!?!?! C’mon man!

Like, it’s the same disease running in the NFL when they changed the extra-point rule to make it more “interesting.” Well, extra points are harder, but I wouldn’t describe them as being more interesting or entertaining. It was just a way for a bunch of over-priced executives look like they’re doing something.…

Jay Cutler isn’t a very good quarterback.

Jay Cutler is the best quarterback the Bears have ever had.

This team will kill me. Maybe not this year, maybe not next year. But eventually, this team will kill me.

Magic Johnson better be careful, he’s about to enter an intricate chess game when facing Vlade Divac and... Divac just fell over.

This is not surprising as Randy Levine devalues and dismisses a proper haircut for no reason all the time.

Christ, this is a far worse punishment.

*The Greatest Game in Baseball History is an extra-inning thriller that happened last November*

Major League Baseball: Yeah. Let’s not allow this to happen.

1) Lots of young people watch The Bachelor
2) The only fucking young people you know are sports writers.
3) Therefore, the young people you know watch The Bachelor.

Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”

Steve Bannon is the only other customer at Waffle House at 3 am when you and your drunk friends arrive.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to gain properity rights over a hat that catches his fancy merely by reducing it to his possession.

The Morning Zoo guys on local radio were mocking Spicer this weekend, which is a very good sign that NO ONE feels like they can take flack for calling the Trump administration out.

I’m curious. Do you think you’re making a point related to this article?

It will make a great opening scene for the future Darren Rovell biopic titled “Darrent Rovell Branding Exercise Product.”

The Hall kept Ron Santo out until right after his death, an act that still makes me blind with rage, anger, and sadness even after the events of last season. It’s a desipiciable and henious act to do to a human being.

I don’t think you should chew out a player for just quoting what the President-elect said at HIS press conference.

It should go without saying the main highlight of my Chicago Bears fandom was Hester’s Super Bowl opening kickoff return.

Hillary Clinton lost by the rules of the game that were well established before the election started to the weakest candidate the Republicans fielded... ever.

I’m really tired of this “Dems losing was preordained.” You don’t have to believe Bernie would have won to think Hillary ran an incredibly shitty campaign that…

Blaming Millennials for not liking shitty things is America’s new favorite pasttime.