The implication being that Coach K will get a pass on something that would have gotten Coach K roasted.

Yeah, really. North Carolina Democrats really shouldn’t have focused on an issue that won the governorship.

If you try to hit Tim Tebow on his blindside, you better be ready for God to be blocking.

That’s not all Jackson, of course; the offensive line was an equally big part of that failure.

Of all the different types of cash grabs sports officials can go for, this is by far the most innocent.

Nah, I’ve been a Cubs fan since I was a kid. I’m from the same neck of the woods as Leitch, but ended up on the other side of the divide because I liked the color blue and bears more than I liked the color red and birds.

It was early in Green Room that I knew was going to like the movie. A punk band, hard on its luck (like any good punk band), just had a gig fell through. The booker offers a back-up: play for some Neo-Nazi bar out in the middle of nowhere. The way the band reacts is perfect. They’re not outraged, they’re not…

I will give Leitch this, and I will always give him this from this point forward: his “Cubs win the World Series” tears taste so much better than your random racist Cardinals fan tears. And it was a pleasure to see him slowly unravel as it became more and more clear the Cubs were really good and the favorites to win…

Unfortunately, she’s more into unicorns than centaurs. But don’t worry, A-Rod will teach her how it works in the MLB.

That’s sort of the conclusion you can draw when you see someone argue Hillary Clinton counts as fucking center-right in the United States of America in an otherwise indecipherable sentence. But hey, I guess you think Trump is a Nazi, so I’m in the wrong here. Should have checked the source before writing. My…

Wow, last time Albert Burneko had a take this mildly spicy and wrong it was to tell me there is no difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald fucking Trump.

Has anyone considered Trevor Bauer might just be an idiot?

There was a lot to the grand slam.

Having won both a National Championship and Super Bowl, Switzer was considered far too qualified to run any government office.

Is it too late to add this to Ted Cruz’s Terrible Year article?

I’m not much of a storyteller, but I often drop an enjoyable bon mot.

Marvel has completely warped our view on proper villainry if it means “bad guy ham handily pushed into a movie for series purposes and fanboyism who’s role the movie is nothing more than a cameo.” You could have cut Darth Vader and not affected the plot at all.

What’s wrong with the Matt Zoller Seitz tweet? Is it in reference of some twitter beef I don’t remember?

Huh, while I’m sure there are a bunch of Omaha 26-year-old accountants who say they need a NFL team, it’s mainly “around the water cooler” and not “getting pantsed for being an idiot in front of the media.”

At least he got to cash in one of his Cubs win the World Series bets.