BEAT-UP PENGUIN: Can you believe his shit?

Because Vox puts the same amount of “disproving” a sports prediction tweet as they do to disprove things Donald Trump says.

But they get to keep Joe Pa’s statue, right?

For the record, I enjoyed her version of “Gold Bless America” during the World Series.

How good is Ben Zobrist? Cubs fans tolerate this being his walk-up music:

For those who had Alber Burneko writing the first #HotTake on the Cubs in the betting pool, you win... nothing. We all knew Burneko was going to write the first #HotTake.

I take some comfort knowing no matter how bad we get, it won’t be as bad as Bill Simmons after the Red Sox won.

The family having Dad pretend to drink a really old beer is my new favorite family.

I’m not a hockey fan. My alma mater sucks at sports. I can’t stand Roger Goodell’s war on entertainment in the NFL. And watching basketball on TV is like pulling teeth with me. All I had was a ballclub with stupid mascot and had Dusty Baker on the payroll for multiple years. A team that invites open ridicule from…

Are you asking... why do we only talk about sports on a sports website?

But why would a man who constantly lies and never got caught believe a bunch of stupid conspiracy theories that claim government officials are lying about everything?

In one post, a person can learn what it takes to become the manger of a very successful baseball club and what it takes to be an editor on a sports blog.

I’m still too scared to watch his “message to Cubs fans” video. I’m worried it will melt my goat-hating face right off.

Of course Hunter Pence is great at costumes. The man dressed up as a crazed drifter every day of the playoffs.

And to think, White Sox fans complained about Chicago pretending they didn’t exist.

Deeply concerned you can hear the voices of children on the video.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

If your QB puts up that line and the game is still close, maybe the problem is, I don’t know, something else?

Robert Forrester really wants this to wrap up so he can play Briles in the movie.

I think you could bet the family farm that Hendricks will NOT pitch a CG where he gives up 5 runs.