Always a great feature! What I love most about this series is how you get a good mix of different type of scary stories: Supernatural stories with “rational explanations,” supernatural stories that are somewhat ambiguous, supernatural stories that are “nope, only evil magic could explain this,” stories that would…
There’s a slim chance Donald Trump goes to sleep every night thinking he’s a useless piece of lucky garbage and his entire kingdom will crumble into dust making his entire time on earth moot.
Yet, he’s not backing Donald Trump. Kirk had to take his own path to nonsensical racism, just what you expect from a moderate Republican.
On the brightside, we’re learning so much about the anatomy of cavemen from this entire experience.
Growing up, the big house at the end of the block handed out homemade caramel apples, even though we were warned never to accept something not pre-wrapped. I don’t think anyone in my household knew the elderly couple well, but who can turn down homemade caramel apples?
Imagine being outsmarted by this guy:
There would be nothing better than a real rivalry forming because UCF didn’t give a shit about a fake rivalry. That’s fucking literature.
Can we get that video with the Curb Your Enthusiasm music?
They could have same some ink by just putting out this press release: “An expendable player was caught doing an actual henious thing we could not cover up. In these circumstances, we can afford to be morally outraged.”
That sprain is so big it became sentient and is now learning the alphabet.
Chicago White Sox: Indiana’s baseball team that for traveling ease is not located there.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Caveman bones heal faster than modern man’s.
For the record, Ryan Fitzpatrick’s sympathy strike seems misdirected against the Jets.
Ironic that it turns out Pete Carroll was a sleeper agent to ruin football all along.
It’s absolutely shocking only one New England Patriots TE is in prison.
Deadspin should have posted the full interview, it was incredible. Both happy and sad, and gave an overview what it means to be a Cubs fan (tragedy and drinking).
Why not let it count for four? The Refs have been known to ignore basic rules when Colorado is involved:
There were only 15 people at his first show, but they all started neo-nazi podcasts about secret Muslims.
This is a good bear! Please save him something nice for him if he tricks-or-treats at your door this Halloween!