Has anyone considered Roger Goodell might be bad at his job?

GREEN BAY FAN: C’mon, I go to Lambeau to FORGET that I’m in Wisconsin!

Honestly, it can’t be THE perfect Darren Rovell twet unless it says something about branding.

The weirdest part is Peretti was asking about her clothing line when she said this unprompted.

Mark Davis is a weird one. I am sure for some people going to a NASCAR race or whatever the fuck Davis does that counts as partying would be the height of enjoyment and they would really like the dude.

To me, having to party with Mark Davis would be my personal hell.

There’s strong evidence Trevor Bauer is an idiot.

Huh. That’s strange. Why isn’t he running in Rhode Island? Things seem to be going so well for him there, considering they’re not going to reopen debtor’s prison just for him.

Something about bull fighting brings out the best in Timothy Burke’s tagging game.

If he really wanted to hurt Cubs fans, he should have worn a Milton Bradley jersey.

RONNIE LOTT: There’s an easy solution to this problem.

Because he’s a Latino, people are saying Javy Baez is “talented,” “gifted,” with “good instincts.” But really, Javy is just really fucking smart.

Sorry, I’m just having a hard time believing that there are Jacksonville Jaguar fans in Chicago.

Does the Cleveland gif need to be so obviously fake? No Browns quarterback could throw the ball that smoothly and no receiver is that fast.

Football is better when Odell Beckham is good, worse when it’s old, fat, white dudes complaining about players celebrating or athlete’s political positions.

The only reason Donald Trump thinks he can win New York is that he’s been to too many Bills tailgates.

They were down by five, Rondon was throwing strikes.

There’s some buzz defending Roberts’ actions, but I find them incredibly bizarre. Some people said walking Heyward “worked” because they got Baez out, which should obviously is wrong because Heyward scored that inning. And while that move was bad enough, walking Coghlan to get to the pitcher’s spot is insane no matter…

Fuck everything.

Cubs fans would have bribed Dave Roberts to intentionally walk Jason Heyward and Chris Coghlan in the same inning, so it was very kind of him to do it for free.

Fuck Tim Tebow, Javy Baez is the guy out there performing miracles daily.