And what’s the deal with the Big 12 have 10 teams and the Big Ten having 14 teams? Are we driving on parkways and parking on driveways now?

Look, this wouldn’t even bother me if this was the regular season. But if you’re a starter in the playoffs, maybe you shouldn’t bother with your drone for two or three weeks.

Odd. I never would have guessed Trump and Schilling were fans of 1950s studio musicals.

I was hoping to see Joe Maddon take on Dusty, and for the Cubs to get some well-earned revenge against him. But once again, it’s wildly optimistic to assume Dusty Baker can win ANY playoff series without a considerable amount of luck and/or cheat code bighead Barry Bonds.

Good hustle, Christina Silies. If only there was a historical event where the Cubs and Cardinals played in the NLDS with lineups similar to their current ones. I guess we have to turn to a crazy hypothetical series instead.

Don’t worry Nats fans, if there’s one guy who can make a bad roster situation worse, it’s Dusty Baker.

I would advise the New York Times us this as a template for their reply letter.

If you don’t follow Jeopardy, Alex Trebek is a colossal asshole. His comedic timing is usually worse, though.

Shoutout to all the Republicans who re-endorse Trump after his “good” debate Sunday when they should have known the logical follow-up story to “Trump talks about sexually assaulting women on a video” is “We found the women Trump sexually assualted.”

Art won’t be that helpful, since he didn’t see nothing, didn’t hear nothing, and is otherwise completely uninformed about the situation.

God, I hope Al Roker was the one to leak the video, just to fuck over Billy Bush.

Huh. Trump’s little ding kept him out of Vietnam for one season.

The playoff coverage on FS1 and MLBN has been uniformly awful. Bob Costas talked down every Cubs player and brought up his uninteresting thoughts on 1908 every other inning. John Smoltz got on his high horse that the Cubs should be batting Zobrist 2nd and Bryant to “lengthen the lineup” (what does that even mean?).…

No, even year bullshit is an uninteresting concept, but the Giants are such an uninteresting team that sports announcers keep talking about it, over and over, because they have nothing really to say about the team.

She’s not going to run against Trump in 2020, and she’ll need millennials to go out and vote this year if she wants Dems to win downticket races. Which is why I said what I said instead of saying she needed them to win her race this year.

Even year bullshit gets split in half.

GREGG POPOVICH: He’s a good kid... but I would do anything to never see those ears ever again.

Solving the “Yes, once” controversy is a nice reminder the internet is a waste of time.

Of course, centrism prevailed, as it most often does. Sobriety and the sheer force of institutional power won out. The establishment candidate was nominated. That is what usually happens. Nothing remarkable about that.

No, he lost because a bunch of middle-age and old black ladies voted for Clinton and they did so…

*Bernie Madoff nods approvingly.*