This is to do someone suggesting Bumgarner was a better home run hitter than him.

Oddly enough, the man was only arrested because he was NOT armed at the time.

I suppose a program commemorating an Ivy League sports rivalry is not the best place to have a conversation about redface or minstrelsy, this is something modern undergrads won’t understand use to be a common, everyday experience in America because they are never shown it.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a liberal, but not exceptionally liberal (think William Brennan and Thurgood Marshall), Supreme Court Justice who happened to be one of the few women to have a significant role in government during a low tide for other meme-worthy things for the Hamilton crowd to talk about. I would not blame…

PATROL OFFICER: He made an analogy that nearly made sense.
DETECTIVE: In Arkansas? We’re looking for a university professor.

When you get owned that bad by Chuck Todd, you have to immeidately retire.

I’m going to just repeat what I said to another kinja who said this:

Being results-oriented is bad.

Having your best starter (who has yet to pitch in this series) with a .186 average this season pinch-hit with the bases empty when you’re down by three is fucking idiotic. Doing it because he hit some batting practice home runs is doubly so.

The only thing wrong with college football is the games they DON’T play in a hurricane or a blizzard.

Huh, that doesn’t look like betting on the Reds.

It was hilarious for all the pre-game coverage talk about the Giants “experience,” “veteran presence,” and “they’ve been here before”-ness for them to make three base running mistakes (caught stealing, pick-off of first, and Posey waiting to see the fielder caught it when there were already two outs) in the first…

Farenthold did say, however, he already chose a place for his future Pulitzer. “Near the left-hand corner,” said Farenthold, “so people can see it when they enter through the front door.”

You are genuinely not very nice.

I’m genuinely curious what American politician is “center-left” if Hillary is “center-right.”

And to think, Hollywood rejected my screenplay for Over the Top II: Git-R-Done.

Worse yet in that game, he allowed David Cone at 110 pitches take the mound with a 4-2 lead. Cone would leave the game at 147 pitches and the game tied at 4-4, with Mariano Rivera only taking the mound with the game already tied.

These are the whitest questions for the whitest guys.

*Sam Hinkie checks “Simmons doesn’t play 16-17 season” off his Reminders app on his smartphone.*
HINKIE: Just as planned.

A very reasonable argument.