Dan Fogler had a better post-Good Luck Chuck movie career.

Fortunately, Roger Goodell has the humility and insight to admit when he’s wrong, and I’m sure he’ll correct this mistake as soon as he finds a way to permanently ban Tom Brady and physics from the game.

An underrated reason to hate taunting calls is that they’re even more subjective than the usual nonsense refs call players on, encouraging to find “favorites” to go after.

Sure, coyote ownership seems fun and all, but you get a pup and suddenly there’s all these updates and vaccinations and insurance you’re suppose to get. That’s how they get you.

The greatest uncovered sports story this baseball season was Cardinal fans going from “we’re still going to win the World series” to “we’re going to win the division” to “lookout cub morans, we’re coming for you after win the wild card game” to “11 World Seris! Elevenen titles! 1908!!!!”

Thank you Kalf, for bringing…

Suspicions were raised by obvious fake names included among Jim Harbaugh’s followers like “Jake Butt” and “Brady Hoke.”

There’s always next year!

If I was racist, I would be too busy going to Trum rallys to find the time to criticize a college football player’s lapse in judgment.

There was a lot of blame on Quick for going out of bounds, but to me, he was running towards the sideline in order to get separation between him and defensive back Marcus Edmond.

The DTs have more self-control that I do, because I would definitely push over the center to see if I could get a dominoes effect.

No shame for continually losing to the powerhouse Cincinnati Reds, who have everything to play for.

We’re getting closer and closer to my dream scenario: Donald Trump hosts a reality show to find his next campaign manager.

Ironically, this is the best evidence that there is no God.

This is New York, OF COURSE a coke dealer can be a pillar of the community.

Buddy, there are better reasons to leave Nebraska than racism.

I can’t imagine how you could be a successful NBA coach without being sensitive of race relations in this country.

Great.

Now I’m going to cry forever.

I think Nate Silver took more than deserve praise the last two cycles for basically saying, “No, really, the aggregate polls say Obama is going to win.” Liberals, unsurprisingly, took a lot of comfort in this information when cable news was (and is) willing to put on any idiot willing to say whatever they want and the…

Still time to finish .500, Cards!

And what does that make your take?