Thank you for this non-correction, which doesn’t contradict anything I said and you could have assumed I knew because it was in the headline.

There’s audacity, and then there’s “we’ve ended racism, let’s go home” audacity.

Thank you, Les Miles for winning the most boring game of football ever played since the early 1900s that killed everyone’s spirits and finally force the NCAA to take the playoffs idea seriously.

As he should be remembered:

Les Miles:

Your parents told you they were taking your old dog to a farm which has a lot of room for him to run, didn’t they?

The Nebraska home crowd did not like that.

Please don’t put “dying” in a headline with a picture of Bartolo. A person will assume he died of a heart attack or some sort of stomach-grabbing related injury.

Nah, Running straight into a guy is fine since he’s going to fall down. If he ran into a wall like that, however, he would probably be dead.

What can you expect when they hire a pirate to coach your team?

The greatest baseball announcer that ever lived. Not the least because none of his children became terrible sports announcers in an attempt to ruin his legacy.

Most is not all and is not even close to all. Sure, most pitchers get going at an earlier age, but that hardly makes Arrieta some great historical abnormality. Also, “great” is a relative term. No one is saying he’s a Hall of Famer yet. Arrieta has had two great years. Something tells me you wouldn’t be think Arrieta…

Don’t fret Cards, it’s still possible to finish over .500 for the season!

Congratulations, Cardinals Numbers. You now have a picture for the bookcover.

I can’t speak of these live ducks, but roasted duck is the most delicious thing on Earth, so I can see the bears’ dilema. 

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

You sir, are incredibly ignorant of baseball history. Pitchers not “getting” it before their 27, 28-year season is common. Randy Johnson being the most famous example.

Besides, Arrieta’s fastball speed hasn’t changed. He added another pitch to his repertoire, which allows to get more weak contact. Or are you…

God bless Scully, for never using his white wizard magic for evil.

Well, we know who got the better tweeter out of the deal...