sleepyirv

6/27/16

Not fair to have Jon Jacob on this list. He merely fucked a trophy, the rest of these guys fucked at least a franchise, if not an entire city.

6/27/16

I won’t believe it until he resurrects RGIII’s career.

6/27/16

It would only have been $185 million, but costs doubled when they had to put every damn sign in English AND French.

6/23/16

The sense I’m getting is that the Matthew McConaughey-Al Pacino classic “Two for the Money” might not be very accurate.

6/22/16

He just wants to know what is going on. Old-school coaches don’t want guys that question stuff.

It’s ironic how many coaches write managment books for semi-competent middle managers and yet be incapable of doing one of the most basic things any semi-competent middle manager understand.

6/22/16

This means my favorite memory of the Rose Bulls will be... when they took Boston to Game 7 in the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals back in 2009.

6/20/16

we’ll update if they respond.

6/19/16

Well, Cleveland, sometimes you gotta take a lot of figurative and literal dick punches before you make it. Congratulations.

6/18/16

Keeping a major league baseball team in Tampa has always been a form of charity to the region, might as well have the proceeds go to an actual one.

6/15/16

This is so fucking stupid.

6/15/16

I dunno, you think Randy Bass is as good as Frank Robinson? Because he put Frank Robinson-like numbers up in Japan.

6/15/16

I’m not surprised he’s being chill about this. Zac Efron seems pretty chill in his movies, so why would a bad start bother him?

6/14/16

Jameis Winston frolicking in the sun with some kids, dulling our senses until we won’t even flinch the next time a play-by-play announcer mentions all the adversity Winston overcame on his way to becoming one of the faces of the NFL.

Nah, you gotta win a Super Bowl first for any of that. - Ben Roethlisberger

6/11/16

There’s a strong chance Trump doesn’t know what the President is suppose to do.

6/11/16

Breaking the stereotype that all shirtless white men who do incredibly idioic things in a public way are Trump supporters.

6/10/16

Sad that the Math Department is not involved in this. They could have told the administration that 18 x 0 = 0.

6/8/16

Cleveland preparing for the RNC Trump shitshow, I see.

6/8/16

Well, Bill Simmons would immediately jump ship if ESPN came over and apologize to him. On the other hand, I don’t respect Bill Simmosn.

6/7/16

“Tom Brady suspension modified. Now a lifetime ban with individual achievements revoked. No changes in team titles.”

6/6/16

The bottle landed at Howard’s feet,