This is your annual reminder:
KNIVES AND PRANKS DON’T MIX!
KNIVES AND PRANKS DON’T MIX!

It appears Slate has also invested some money into the project.

“The Alter of the Dinger Gods” was my favorite Rush concept album.

I have always sought to put the University’s needs ahead of my own.

My God.

NBC faced the exact same problem and came up with a very innovative solution.

To think, Peter Thiel wants to destroy something this good and pure.

There are two ways to be called a great leader: you can be a great leader and get noticed for that or you can take the media’s side when they get into a dispute with a teammate. The latter is much easier.

“But I don’t have to stay here like you.”

You guys might be laughing, but remember, a teenager who spends his time bottle flipping is a teenager who can’t be taking drugs.

Among other similarities, they both are producing the same amount of testosterone.

The Bills were happy with these tweets, as basic logic puzzles and math ensured their own fanbase and Andy Reid will never figure out what happened.

Hello, my name is Mr. BIFB and I come from uh... someplace far away from St. Louis. Yes, that will do. And I say Deadspin should stop writing mean things about the Cardinals!

To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

Nice for Tom to use a modified version of ex-Maryland governor Martin O’Malley’s presidential campaign slogan.

He just as big a fan of the movie Creed, as it’s about a generic white dude beating an incredibly talented African-American.

“My drink is usually vodka with water because it gets you hydrated and drunk at the same time,”

ROGER GOODELL: And that’s why you’re never the first one to take a slice.

Hey, we all yell at ourselves some times.