They’re like Baby Boomers in that they’re shitting on a black-majority urban center before moving to the suburbs.

The MCU basically has all the weaknesses and strengths of comic books. While it the great conflicts and character relationships, it also has the tendency of “Joker goes to Jail, Batman goes home, and they’ll be back fighting next Friday.” Nothing every gets accomplished and nothing ever is finalized. The “stakes” are…

The problem with the Captain America series, which has leaked into the general MCU, is that the only relationship that matters is Bucky-Captain American. And it isn’t very interesting.

Bullets.

The answer is bullets.

Wow, no one has had a life that easy since Catherine the Great.

This was, until very recently, my favorite moment as a Cubs fan.

Man, those Wood/Prior teams deserved so much better.

I have made my peace that most professional athletes and all collegiate players are younger than me. But I thought I had a good fucking decade before I was older than their boss.

No, no life is too short. If they want to dream... let them dream.

How is this shocking after last season? No one wants a choker to be their closer.

I’m no English bookmaker, but it seems to me that giving those types of odds for a “technical outcome where only a limited amount of outcomes are possible” is a BAD idea.

I told you so! - Scalia’s Corpse

This show will be BIBLICAL.

Why is it when Vin Scully talks about beards, it’s informative, entertaining, and has a strong structure, but when I talk about beards it sounds like an old man babbling on about nonsense because he’s secretly bothered by the young people? Did we Freaky Friday at some point?

#BFFIB

Yeah... well... the Cubs being successful just leaves them unprepared for playing .500 baseball for a month!

Roger Goodell is Chauncy Gardner if Gardner was an authoritarian dickweed.

You’re burrying the lede here: Swedish Swimmer is the Most Attractive Woman on the Planet.

And that’s why you don’t handle Curt Schilling with kid gloves. No matter how much you pamper him (We made the mean evolutionist go away!) or give him 3rd or 4th chances, he’s going to shit all over you once he finally crosses the line. He’s incapable of any self-reflection or understanding how good he got it compared…

I have not seen such blatant disregard for both the spirit and the word of the rules by junior league basketball referees since the first Air Bud movie.