I would ask why NBA owners would bother with PR flacks when they have reporters like Darren Rovell willing to do their bidding, but it hits me that owners might want someone competent.

We all know Trump would have a litmus test for Supreme Court nominees, what we didn’t know was the test was going to be “will you overturn the Brady suspension?”

The amuck of the Irish.

WASHINGTON INTERN: Sir, Cleveland just traded down for a bunch of picks.

DAN SNYDER: The Browns made a vaguely competent move? This is our chance! We can steal the “Worst Run Franchise” tag right from under their nose.

@MaryToddBlog: American Cousin Headbustingly Funny

They can’t all be the Cubs twitter account.

REPORTER: That’s great, Coach. Anyway, do you think the problem might be team chemistry?

Won’t anyone think of the children!?!? They need to learn that killing a dude is a-okay, but refusing to do a horse-and-pony show is a fucking crime against humanity.

Good move by the Browns. Sometimes it’s more fun to watch five players fail instead of one.

Morally owing someone $49,000 is pocket change when you morally owe a bunch of kids $1 billion.

Johnston must not be much of a cook. As any chef can tell you, Beef gets tenderized, not hammered.

The one and only Garth Brooks is playing the Schottenstein Center as we type!

Korean announcers have MASTERED the “deep breathe-in because one of our own guys fucked up.” American sportscasters should take notes.

Are you legit criticizing Gonzalez for not putting his faith in small sample sizes? It would be one thing to say he should hit Johnson over Francoeur for platoon advantage or something, but their career history in bases loaded situation? Who cares?

Roger Goodell doesn’t see the correlation.

Cards fans are far too unruly and white to ever get in a Trump rally.

Wow, these kids exhibit writing skills sufficient enough to make them UNC basketball tutors.

CARDALE JONES: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you a troll?
DARREN ROVELL: I am a reporter.
CARDALE JONES: You’re neither. You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

That is the most reasonable and intellectually stimulating political point ever made at a Cardinals game.

Mothers, asked to prove that football led to brain damage and impaired decisionmaking, pointed to Bruce Arians’s wardrobe choices.