For those asking about mercy rules, mercy has NEVER been shown towards Cleveland.

This is also the sort of bullshit to entice Chargers fans to watch games next season even though the team has already said it’s going to move. “Hey guys, maybe we’ll stick around if you spend lots of money next season!”

Andy actually has been losing leather products for a while now.

Okay, so Putin killed him, but why would the Russian President want Scalia dead?

They told him many Panthers players were eager to buy a pup

NFL refs are finding very interesting ways to keep in game shape during the off-season.

And we all know Ohioans love the blue-and-gold color scheme.

Chris Christie gave the exact same answers about his own lost tonight.

What does Ken Starr knows about thorough investigations?

Another example of “better to be stupid than look stupid,” as too many football players go for the ball when it would be better for them to play containment which literally NEVER gets criticized.

Note Talib admitted this on Sunday, but we needed the Monday news cycle to complain about Cam Newton’s pouting because that hurt reporters’ feelers.

All Guy Bathtime

Lynch wishes to focus on other interests. “So far, Conan and I have only focused on current action games. But can’t you imagine us playing some classic Nintendo games? JRPGs? The possibilities are endless!”

Does trolling count as a hobby now?

It wouldn’t kill any of the candidates to say, “This is a stupid question. And while we might not be able to cover every issue that matters tonight, we should at least only focus on things that matter and I refuse to answer.”

Well, we all knew where Donald Trump’s vote would go.

If two weeks off could turn a broken quarterback into an average one, Manning would have turned into an average QB during the offseason. The dead stay dead. What does that mean? An early lead by Carolina is good as gold because Peyton can’t get the Broncos back into the game.

If Conan O’Brien just spin off “Clueless Gamer” as its own show, I would not be unhappy.

Harrison’s advice on how to get Peyton Manning out of the game was just as harsh: “Breathe on him. Or maybe touch him lightly”

Look... why take a chance? At least, that’s the way I feel about it.