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Stability determines how long you will be able to withstand blows with your shield up, not poise. Higher stability stat (on the shield itself) = less endurance chipped away from blocking.

Before anybody else comments, let me remind you all that cancer jokes are always super hilarious and well received.

Well good thing it’s an artists interpretation right? Settle down bud. Also, wahhh.

I feel (especially in the playoffs) being disciplined depends more on your jersey sales. Let’s be honest, if some 4th line bum did that Letang slash, he’d be out for the series or more.

As a homer, it isn’t a matter of if, but only when management will royally fuck this up.

There’s always one in every post mentioning Villanueva trying to make the cancer joke work. Never does.

Wow, now that’s a hot take.

Not everything happens through emotes, I’ve always been a big user of the carvings in Souls games.

Can’t wait for the Packers-Bears Thursday night game!

What TheMetsYankMe said, and also you can get slapped with a delay of game penalty in the case that the net is moved on a play that wouldn’t have resulted in a goal.

Connecting with friends in Dark Souls 2 was extremely easy, provided you had the Name-Engraved Ring.

I am not at all surprised that the sides of her head are shaved.

It makes quite a difference, but I rarely see people do it in PvP (I forget sometimes when I’m really focusing).

I would revise to say IN GENERAL smaller shields are going to be easier to parry with because their animations are quicker, there is no “parry stat”, all shields are equally capable of parrying (besides tower shields, which do a “shove” move when L2 is pressed). The larger shields are going to be harder to parry with

All shields have different parry values, smaller obviously being better for parrying. I only use the Buckler if I am planning on parrying, usually in PvP or if I know there will be enemies in PvE where parrying is easier than strafing (like the Pursuer in DS2). Timing is a lot more difficult in DS than BB. There are

Shit, I’d pay well for just the paragraphs on how Ted chased women in his towel around the dorm.

20 held, 100 stored I’m sure he meant.

Don’t worry, if years of Wild fandom have taught me anything, we’ll somehow squeak by in the first round, and then get shithoused by the Blackhawks in the second. We look forward to it every season.

Yup, that’s a homer alright. Defeat followed by 20 seconds of dead air.