There is no fucking way this level of work requires a 7-14 day turnaround like his website claims.

Thank god I peed myself on this ride as a kid at Universal while I had the chance.

geraffes are so dumb

Did he even touch the Undertaker on the way down?

Cripes, I hope this doesn’t become commonplace for developers to cave so easily to PC demands.

No man, you want to be a BADASS! They killed your... family? No, your FRIENDS! The bad guy works for EvilCorp! Buy our game please?

I’d take up chewing too if 90% of the game time was spent doing fuck-all.

Then the dude moves lanes after he brake checks the tailgater off the road. Savage.

You guys, his picture is of a fighter jet, I think he knows his stuff.

He was even nice enough to give Stribling some free publicity.

Yeahhhhh, super badass when you can’t see anything happening because of the shite camera angles and movement.

Your last sentence is already painfully obvious and isn’t quite worthy of your research (if you truly hold degrees in biomedical and biomechanical engineering).

This guy is trying so hard to goon but is actually just an ass hat.

Woah woah woah. Hold on. You’re telling me some people bought PS4's last year? And furthermore, they have the AUDACITY to enjoy their purchase?! I know the world’s going to hell in a hand basket, but I didn’t think this soon!

Homes with pregnant women and children will get higher priority.

I guess you could say his high ranking on this list is making a.... splash among readers.

Wow, I didn’t take you seriously before, but now that I read that second article... Man, if the NHL makes such dramatic changes such as switching to NBC, I guess anything is possible.

Ooohoooohooooo, this guy’s got zingers coming out of every orifice.

If you had any semblance of processing skills, which you clearly do not (but hey, it’s not your fault your mom drank during pregnancy) you’ll notice I said that all any sport is, at it’s roots, is entertainment. I never said they allow fights in the NHL to further entertain the masses.

Came to point out that thing looks like dicks. Thanks for doing the job with speed and gusto.