You’ll get nothing and like it

Eh, I mean if it looks as pretty as the console can handle whilst being playable - or pretty enough but 60 FPS then I can see why it’s offered. There’s no way they can do both.

Just pretend like it’s the mid-2000s when you weren’t a Blackhawks fan and the pain will go away.

Thank God.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Someone got stabbed in some other city so Philly fans aren’t terrible. Got it.

Just preface this by saying I have no dog in the fight... I’m still in disbelief Keith only got 6 games. The NHL is spineless.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

Kendall Jenner is totally smooching Lakers guard Jordan Clarkson

I checked out the deadspin comments, and I’ve never laughed harder at a comment than the deadspinner who asked, “which one of you broads can punt a football farthest?”

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

feature not a bug

“Souls like games are almost devoid of story”

Here’s Ursine

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

(7) That's Eli Manning, who could have provided more field level pictures of the fight, but he spent the entire time trying to get a selfie with the Candlestick scoreboard