Hanks/Scolari 2020.  It’s not too late!

Happened to me about ten years ago on a board where I was very very active, and it was truly one of the strangest and most off-putting experiences of my life online. I have to say the real Dr. Lazardo here sounds incredibly grown-up about it, which I was not — I was apoplectic, which of course taught me how unhealthy…

In my head I was reading your comment “in the Yoda voice” but then realized its unusual structure probably wasn’t meant to be in Yodan syntax.

(slow clap, building to a thunderous standing ovation)

I really really like this new take on the “slobs versus snobs” story.

“Grampaaaaaa bought a rubber.”

July 1? July 1, 2020?  Yeah, no.

It’s difficult to imagine hating him any more than I hate him right now, but then that’s how I felt four months ago, and somehow he’s found a way to make me hate him more than I did then.  I have to admit, it’s kind of impressive.

Oh, you would say that, wouldn’t you, dirtside?

This is the bizarro version of Al Gore running away from Bill Clinton.  (And I love it.)

Kush is just a little too on the nose, y’know?

Every time I see a picture of Gavin Newsom, I think of Patrick Bateman!

Easter happens next year, too, bub! And the year after that!

Movie Clears Second, Even Lower Bar

That parody almost made the movie’s existence worthwhile!

I’ll carry it with pride, and try to use good judgment in deploying it.  Many thanks!

I can’t argue with that, though at the same time I can’t help noting that your comment also sounded a bit judgey. Which of course is judgey of me to say. I guess it’s judginess all the way down.

Where is your god now???

Okay, thanks for this thoughtful response, and while I don’t disagree with the thrust of the argument here (and in fact have heard a good bit of this, probably right here in previous editions of this column), I’m puzzled why Savage seems to have entirely skipped over this element. Maybe that’s implicit in the…

Hence the chunky sweaters.