Oh, for sure.  I’ve moved all my investments from gold bars into boarding school futures.

I’m not sure what you mean to convey by “should” there, but it does sound a bit judgey. So I’m curious: why does her expressed need to watch porn concern you, does that seem to be blocking her way to Pleasuretown?

I’m sure as hell not falling for this again!

I’m so very sorry, but “full-proof”? Come on, man!

This immediately made me think of the (wonderfully depicted) energy vampire in the “What We Do In The Shadows” TV show.

Oh, c’mon, you know it’d probably be the “Horst-Wessel-Lied.”

Class with a capital ASS.

Yes, yes, but it’s a hymn, not a hymnal!

Ah, Kronenbourg 1664, the first alcoholic beverage I consumed legally, as a 19-year-old American visiting Paris! It was the best of drinks, it was the worst of drinks.

This century?  I think this has been true in all the centuries.

So very strange.  Even for this nudnik.

I laughed out loud, for real.

Prayers going up.

Ah, yes. I was reusing the terminology that @vincenchips had used in the comment to which I was replying. For my part, I agree that “mediocre” is a very kind way to describe Subway’s shitty, shitty bread.

Y’ever heard of Larry Flynt?

Way back when, I went through a phase of posting comments up here under usernames constructed that way. “Mel’s Brook,” “Tom’s Wait,” and so on. Eventually I quit that stupid, amusing-only-to-me game and started using just this one account. And look where that’s gotten me!*

Mediocre bread that is freshly baked in store! Hence the utterly nauseating scent of mediocre bread baking that pervades every Subway I’ve ever set foot inside.

Yup. This is the real reason the dude can’t take off his helmet: it has an air filter.

Now THIS is an opinion worth hearing, folks!

Hold up... the company orientation video that was shown during your training featured the head of the company floating around in his pool and swearing? That’s shocking, even given all the bad, weird shit we’ve heard about this guy.