Tiers, dude. Tiers.

Same here.  Living in South Arkansas at the time, I was especially susceptible to this one.

...and loving it!

I had an almost identical experience in the one (1) series I played during freshman football. I was put in at safety, a position I had never practiced, in the fourth quarter of the last game of the season. And only one or two plays in, in my ineptitude I helped make possible a touchdown play by the opposing team.

The old okey doke!

Too darke, then?

Another Caps fan here who can’t take issue with this punishment. What a disappointment that this knucklehead did it again. I sure as hell hope he gets the message this time, and during his suspension does some serious thinking about changing the way he plays.

Well then, you should do yourself a favo(u)r and take a trip to the trailer park, my friend.  It’s well worth it.

The first rule of NDA Club is... oh, wait. Damn it.

“And do you in fact have two sheds?”

Well, Chicago had its Disco Demolition night, and Detroit had...

No, I meant baldly.  It’s a word, and it’s the word I meant to use there.

Well, this is news to me. But since I can’t dispute the fact that many, MANY R-words fans are okay with the racist nickname, according to your math I can’t take issue with your painting all of us as stupid.

I will readily admit that I feel stupid for continuing to love this team, which I’ve loved since I was a little…

I voted for “None of the above”

This is the second comment I’ve seen on the thread implying R-words fans are too dumb to get jokes. As I said to the other fellow, I don’t think this fan base is known for being stupid. Many of us seem happy with a baldly and unforgivably racist nickname, yes, and I wish that weren’t the case, but that’s very…

I don’t think this fan base is known for being stupid. Many of us seem happy with a baldly and unforgivably racist nickname, yes, but that’s very different from being so dumb we wouldn’t get this joke without you so kindly explaining it.

Oh, pshaw, surely you can believe it. This is the god damned internet, after all. Wonderful though this site’s commentariat was, for a good long run.

“Sleigh Crash”

I loved Trollhunter!

“What the hell is Goofy?”