Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Human Stain!

Atlanta’s defense looks really suspect this year.

Do what now?

You know what, Marc Bell might be up for this.

Your math checks out.

For me, Hartman is on the same list as Philip Seymour Hoffman, not a list of Philips but of artists whose careers I honestly hoped would last all my life. That’s how much I loved his work.

Respect.

Discretion is the better part of valor.

So, how’d it go?

You ain’t lyin’

“We’re not birds! We’re a jug band!”

Is she much better?  Really?  A little better, maybe.  But she sure seems to be standing by her man.  Her horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible man.

I too remember that episode of “A Prairie Home Companion.” Keillor was in rare form that evening, my friends.

My list starts with Lou Ferrigno.

Just like Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl ring.

Ladies and gentlemen, Concern Trolling!

Hey, don’t forget our hockey team finally winning the Stanley Cup, which was only a teensy weensy bit tainted by our star player’s relationship with and unflagging support for Vladimir Putin!

I laughed out loud.  Bless you.

I sure am glad he clarified that he meant the Vancouver in Canada, because for a moment I got excited at the prospect of a Columbia River rivalry between the Portland and Vancouver, WA, teams.

And like plenty of black people haven’t already been killed after spurious calls to the cops like this one.