Oh, come now, Raul Julia was a fine actor who died too young, and whose work is beloved by a lot of us up here. (For me, that love started with a little picture called “Florida Straits”.) Those Addams Family movies are quite good, and Raul Julia is magnificent in them, and I’m not joking!

“Ringo Next”

Man, Norm Macdonald looks like shit!

Fuck you, I laughed out loud.

I’m pretty sure that’s what Mel Kiper Jr. means when he says “escapability.”

I’ll allow it.

Okay, this sounds friggin’ amazing, but I have to say one of the things I always loved about Dolemite was what an unlikely figure Rudy Ray Moore cut as the action hero. His body type was, ah, beefy in a way that did not suggest, like, exceptional strength (or really any other action hero attribute, beyond attitude).…

The surviving members of the 1966 Kentucky men’s basketball team, and the exhumed corpse of Adolph Rupp.

If we’re going to object to things in this article, I’m starting with “Bush invited he and his wife to the White House.”

I’m a few years older than you but was also right there in the sweet spot for this movie, and still have never seen it either. But now that I have a teenage son, I’m putting this on our watch-together list! Because it does sound like an interesting watch.

“as more tan a vicr”

Yes, exactly. My usage of “fearless” was the tell.

Shit, you guys were issued head cannons? Damn it.

In most states, they don’t meet the legal threshold for being amusing.

Yes, yes, the purest of the pure, as his fearless service in the Maryland Army National Guard and the Army Reserves during the Vietnam War attest.

Samwise would ideally be like Tom Poston on Newhart.

I support this entirely.

What a time to be alive.

And what do you now say?

Wow, that is painful to read.