What the flippity fuck are you on about?

Earlier today I stopped myself from posting some (in my head) witty riposte on a years-old thread. But I’m glad you didn’t stop yourself from posting this.

I should probably re-watch After Hours because it would be interesting to see if I respond the way I did the several times I saw it, way back when, and reacted…

Nobody’s expecting a musical version! It’ll blow their minds!

“High on a hill was a lonely nerfherd, (yodels) Lay-ee-oda-lay-ee-oda-lay-hee-hoo”

Mad About This

Fair point, but I think Motörhead’s “Eat the Rich” makes a compelling enough case for me to carry on.

I like to do an exuberant “Thank you, daddy!” and then answer myself “You’re welcome, my darling(s)!” Works every time. A one-person call and response, if you will.

Guessing their strong preference will be for the players to...

1. Stand for the anthem
2. Hit each other real, real hard
3. Be white

And of course McMahon will be wearing a pair of ‘Murican flag wrestling trunks. Because patriotism über alles.

Honestly, I would rather see Chewie die a hero’s death than see him rendered almost entirely irrelevant, as he was in this newest movie. He was, like, a limo driver or something.

Okay, sure, but to continue the thought, as cool as that might’ve been to consider (Lando’s back in the con game, rippin’ off the biggest slimeballs in the galaxy!), when we saw him last he was a goddamn rebel general who blew up a goddamn Death Star, so it would’ve been a pretty massive comedown to see him reduced to…

“Look, we paid for it and controlled every aspect of its creation, but the quality’s out of our hands... the movie is what it is.”

I hope he has a nice companion dog.

But it was made clear that the people in that casino were slimeballs, and Lando may have been a scoundrel, but he was no slimeball.

TLJ? Dude, putting him in Tommy Lee Jones would have raised a whole different category of complaints... but a whole raft of praise, too, I reckon.

I was workshopping something about how Matt Damon is a shit-producer, whereas your toilet takes shit away. You know, contrasting them. But I kind of hit a brick wall. Shit.

Sad upvote.

Harsh, but fair.

I thought about making this joke, but then thought it better to tee it up to someone else. In the holiday spirit, of course.

He was Alex Karras’ +1.

Yeah, I can’t wait for the prequels to this trilogy to come out!