Extremely sad upvote.

I guess I’m a member of the Twizzler mafia, but here I will agree with the both of you; this is America, every shitty thing on every concession stand gets sold, though of course at different rates.

Wassail, wassail, all over the town!

But it looks totally legit. It’s about Kredits! Pretty sure I want some of those.

I totally appreciate the recognition!

Yet.

D’oh! Of course! How could I have forgotten that one. Good grief.

I wasn’t very clear here, but what I meant to convey was how awesome I think it would be for Patrick Stewart to play against type as a monumentally evil badass of some kind in a Quentin Tarantino movie, like Ben Kingsley (who is also another older, bald English dude) did in Sexy Beast. But that’s not what we’d be…

My first thought upon considering Patrick Stewart + Quentin Tarantino was Ben Kingsley’s amazing turn in Sexy Beast. And that got me super excited. But that’s not what we’re talking about here. We’re talking about Star Trek. Which, I dunno, does not get me super excited.

“Wafer thin.”

You ain’t wrong.

He eats just like one of us!

Definitely worth spending the extra for IMAX 3-D on this one.

God damn it, sorry, SPOILER ALERT

It was probably something about Donald Trump.

I’m just glad “the LCK twist” doesn’t refer to forcing women to watch you masturbate.

I’m certainly not going to Google it, but I would assume there is nothing new about that third idea.

Don’t swear. We’re were-spacepeople, not swear-spacepeople.

I’m unfamiliar with the phrase “not all ice cream and bicycles” but really like it.

Not only part of, he’s the boss of the military! Yee haw!