This may be a little late, but may I suggest Lawrenofsky?

Very kind of you. I appreciate the opportunity to make this incredibly lame, spelling-based joke.

Well, sure, that, too.

As the song says, these are the brakes.

I like that approach. Similarly, but probably not available to everyone, a buddy of mine was in the military and took me to the PX at a nearby base, where we saved a ton of money buying all the liquor, beer, and wine for our wedding. (Not only was I delighted to take advantage of it, I’m wholeheartedly in favor of…

This sucks, largely because as you say at the end this misbegotten journey seems likely to end in tragedy. I wonder if law enforcement might step in to prevent this person from putting himself at such incredible risk.

No, you ask Kevin Smith.

I’ll take this one, gang.

Oh, trust me, Pootie, I love Sizzle Pie. I just meant what I said up there in terms of stumblin’ logistics. It’s a critical piece of the post-Doug Fir puzzle. So you and I, we’re on the same stumblin’ page here.

The Barlow has a terrific, laid-back, hip-but-not-hipster, divey-but-not-too-divey vibe that feels perfectly…

How do we know this wasn’t staged, huh, Mr. Neill? How the hell did those pigs get up there in the first place?

How does Superman shave anyway arent his face hairs super strong on earth too? hes from Kryotpn does he supposably use a razor with Krypotnite blade SMH

Sizzle Pie’s not close enough to those venues! Who the hell could stumble that far? Especially when Dante’s has good enough streetside pizza right there in that corner window.

My go-to post-event indulgence of late has been the incredible fried chicken sandwich at the Barlow, up in my neighborhood. Now THAT is a great…

I’ve said this for years, especially to people visiting Portland — enjoy the ambience for what it is, avoid the “cartoon” donuts, and you can have a pretty darn good donut-eating experience at Voodoo.

Since Voodoo was first, and they’ve always had what I’ll call an offbeat personality, and they staked out territory in a really shitty pocket of Portland’s city center as a 24-hour-a-day business, there almost certainly was a moment when their appeal was not ironically “hipster.” Many a time I stumbled out of a show…

Why do people love?

hes a regular e e cummings

What, you trying to break the Olympics here, commie?

How on earth is anyone rooting for Goodell? I’m wholeheartedly rooting against both of these stupendous jerks, in all matters, even matters in which it doesn’t seem possible for them to both lose. Kind of like that New England-Seattle Super Bowl.

I just read an article about and a lengthy apology from a dude I’ve never heard of who is in a band I’ve never heard of. And now I’m posting a comment on that article. What has happened to my life.

“Born to be Wild”