At first I was like, “where’s Big Trouble in Little China”?

If anyone had a boner after getting past that header pic... there’s no sympathy!

Aaaaaaand you just killed all the boners of anyone who reads this comment. Thanks for nothing. 

Totally! I was at a Target recently, and there’s a whole line of sex toys that they sell along with the usual sexual health and safe sex stuff. Not locked up or anything, either.

Almost like sex is a totally normal thing that humans love doing!

Yeah, that’s literally the argument I’m mocking. Just because a lot of people say something isn’t the case doesn’t make the opposite true.

Oh my money’s on none. People will find any number of excuses to defend shitty men.

People can’t stop talking about him, so he must be good! Also I’m hearing a lot of things about some indie film called the Room? 

By that logic Zack Snyder is the greatest filmmaker to have ever been born.

Sleepy Hollow was the movie that first made me think: is Burton just a great production designer and actually a really shitty director? There’s been far more evidence since then for this hypothesis than against.

Patton Oswalt said there’s probably a whole James Ellroy novel in whatever the hell happened to turn a guy as happy-go-lucky as he was early on into such a bitter racist jerk.

Do I enjoy his humor now?
No.
Did I laugh my ass off as an 11 year old catching his specials on cable?  Oh my, yes.

Jerry Garcia on Deadheads: “They’re like people who like black licorice. Not everyone likes black licorice but the people who like black licorice really like black licorice.” Sounds legit.

If Larys’s thing wasn’t burning people’s houses down, he could have just deported her to Sweden, along with Roman Maronie.

“And now my lady... p-please - if you would be so kind - s-slip your royal f-f-feet into these c-c-c- c-ca - c-c - forgive me - these c-c-c (ulp) these c-c-cuh... Crocs. Ohmigod yes. In they go. Ohmigod. Gah-ahrrrl (drools).”

John Carpenters vision of the “Halloween” franchise was that each movie would have been a completely different story. The thread would have been them all happening on Halloween.

Honestly when they announced that they were making two more films after 2018 to round out a trilogy, I was really hoping that Halloween Kills would be Halloween 3 2 and have nothing to do with 2018 or Michael Myers, and then Myers and Laurie would be back (again) for Halloween Ends. It would be so perfect if the…

Much like Jurassic Park, if only the first film existed we would probably still be fine as a society. 

It’s because horror movies are generally cheap to make, the cashing in on the name recognition is almost always worth it. 

I’m still holding out for Halloween 3 2.

It’s Cabin and Eve not Cabin and Steve!