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Samuel L Bronkowitz
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His real name is Ed Hardy?

but Dante’s been dealt an unlucky hand, failing to heal his anguish over the sudden, accidental deaths of his wife Becky (Rosario Dawson) and young daughter.

FWIW Rotten Tomatoes is 69% overall, but reading the snippets of a lot of the ‘Fresh’ reviews seems like they’re mostly along the lines of “Eh, it’s okay if you’re a Kevin Smith fan.” The Top Critics page is pretty much evenly split between the Fresh reviews and the Rotten reviews, and several of the fresh ones are,

Near the giant pool that Keaton bought with the money from being in Morbius is a towel rack that starring in Birdman paid for.

It must piss Inarritu off so much that Michael Keaton went right back to comic book movies.

I actually liked this one! I agree with the reviewer about Madisynn. She starts off a little eye-rolling, but strangely becomes more endearing as she continues to appear. There’s more to her than meets the eye, because the way she rolls with everything makes her good-natured, and, as a result, she’s ‘fun’ in a way I

I particularly like the idea that you have a finite amount of empathy to use and that you could “waste” it on someone.

Jesus, you’re a lousy human being.

That’s just bull shit. Every good thing that has ever happened was because someone complained. I can vote because women before me bitched about not being able to vote. I can wear pants in public for the same damn reason. Complaining is GOOD.

Found one!

Ooh, tell us your story about surviving in this business as a young woman with sufficiently thick skin!

Oh right, the problem isn’t the misogynistic trolls, the problem is that she COMPLAINED about misogynistic trolls. What women used to know but modern women have forgotten is that they’re supposed to keep their mouths shut when boys are being boys. Why, misogyny and abuse will simply vanish once women stop talking

Oh yeah if she gets better at ??? she’ll stop getting harassed. That makes sense.

If it helps, they’re mostly weird, oily chuds who have decided to be half-assed nihilists because being a non-shitheaded human being is too lofty a concept.

I blame sites like io9 not covering Doom Patrol more (weekly recaps! Minute comic-to-screen comparisons! Other thinly veiled excuses to post GIFs!) for this sadly necessary reminder that the Frasernaissance already began.

You should’ve seen the first Sophie’s Choice trailer.

You have nerve ending across you body so you feel with just about everywhere. 

One might even say you’re..........TIGGERED.

What a weird and overly aggressive take