What a savings.

What a confusion.

What, just because he looks like Orville Redenbacher trying to sneak into a college party?

Why, is he thinking of changing his name to ElderlyLesbianLibrarianMan?

“I have blown the opportunity to have sex with several women because I asked too many times about consent and they concluded that I am a pussy.”

Yeah, but you also say a lot of dumb shit, so are you surprised people don’t listen to you?

What? You don’t cuddle with your new nanny in the bath after hiring them?

Plenty of people in open relationships don’t commit sexual assault.  Not saying Gaiman is innocent but it’s this sorta attitude that gets innocent peoples railroaded as “sexual deviants”. 

I will just say for the record that I was indeed aware that he was in both the series and the movie Penguins of Madagascar, but it would’ve looked bizarre to have the same credit listed twice consecutively, and it would’ve gotten even more confusing with the date of the movie landing in the midst of the window of the…

In 2020, there was a barely-publicized Zoom script-reading/reunion of Andy Richter Controls the Universe (I only found out about it because I follow on Instagram the now-retired actress who played Wendy). During a Q&A, Richter mentioned how the executives at Fox had lamented to them that, due to the unusual nature of…

Pettiness in the entertainment industry?  I refuse to believe it.

When I interviewed Philip Baker Hall for Bullz-Eye and asked him if the second season of THE LOOP was a tax-write off for Fox, he went into that kind of thing as well. It was very educational. http://www.bullz-eye.com/2008/08/08/interview-with-philip-baker-hall/

One of the first episodes of “Made in Canada” (a dark sitcom about a TV producer, known as “The Industry” when it briefly aired in the USA) was about the phenomenon that killed “Andy Barker PI”. Executives will always sabotage any project that they didn’t personally greenlight in order to prevent a rival executive from…

His description of working on “Arrested Development” really helps explain why the fourth season didn’t live up to the first three. The longer episode lengths meant that they never had to cut weaker jokes, the intersecting plotlines meant that they couldn’t change things at the last minute...

“Tim Stalin in accounting?”

I’m going to take out this tape of you fighting fraud, and show you this OTHER tape of traitors trying to overthrow democracy and install a fascist dictator...THAT IS YOU!!!!!!!

Guys let me say something...I’m an insurrectionist...you see, what you did on this tape here looks a lot like what me and my insurrectionist…

Jay is my name, Insurance is my game. Insurrection was a game I also used to play.

“Don’t get insurrectioned!”

This is the longest, most committed bit I’ve seen from a comedian since Andy Kaufman. Bravo.

He should be accompanied at all times by a Public Safety Engineer wearing an “I’m with an insurrectionist” sandwich board.