If he goes to jail he won’t have to worry about the dangers of the Devastator at Thrill World.

a gender binary that doesn’t really fit with today’s world, where most understand gender expression as existing on a spectrum rather than fixed binaries

But the family cast really made up for it, especially Chris Evans’ heel turn given how much he was associated with the Captain America role. They were all so despicable in their own ways.

its sus to not even mention the video that put the star wars hotel in this weeks zeitgeist in the first place

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Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town: A Knives Out Mystery.

Yeah, nothing wrong with a contrarian take. But giving context as to WHY this article was written would have been nice.

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I’m not gonna accuse you of being paid like many others have... but yeah, the fact that this article is published right now, seemingly out of the blue, is sus as all get out.

As Jenny Nicholson spent 4 hours extensively detailing, the Star Wars Hotel was doomed to fail from the start. It really was an extreme act of hubris by Disney

I think the article meant to say “Vampira” instead of “Vampirella”? Not that a lot of hetero males/lesbian females wouldn’t mind seeing Lily Munster in Vampirella’s usual stripper-ific attire...

Don’t forget trying to cut out season pass holders because they don’t spend enough money in the park.

I genuinely love Disney, took my kids there for the first time last year and we all had a great time... but the nickel and diming is really tough to stomach.  It’s very class-based.  Just look at the idea of Genie+. …

there would have been a tidal wave of negativity in the culture about it if this was happening at a large scale

“As for the story itself...there isn’t one.”

That’s fair.

Should ‘Finding Out’ be capitalized? I know the term if f*ck around and find out...but I can’t figure a reason why it would be capitalized. Is that normal with sayings and vernacular?

As for the story itself...there isn’t one. F*ck you, AV Club. 

I think one of the main ways she hammers this home is how she paid for an additional “photography” package, because she figured she’d be taking video the whole time and wanted someone else to ensure there were some nice photos of her experience. But then when she got there she saw that all the photographers seemed to…

So it failed because people just weren’t ready for such and amazing, worthwhile experience?

>I did watch the video. I also went on the starcruiser. You don’t get assigned a path. You just don’t.

So all the evidence Jenny provides of other customers that had her experience are just what, made up?